Intimacy: Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the...

By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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By DangerZone - 12/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML

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By florisvanlent - 12/02/2009 16:17 - Netherlands

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

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Show us what you can do

By easilyexited - 01/04/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML

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By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

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By Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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By Opplyst11 - 18/03/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

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By Kevin - 05/02/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

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By boner - 01/02/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML

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By spandex - 24/03/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML

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ohwowthatsucks25 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:33

can't you be like "DOWN BOY" and control it with your mind?

pinkfrenchrose 5

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:46

Gosh, I'm glad I'm a girl. ;)

Comments

jdrives 0

Monday 16 March 2009 7:55

I don't understand why basketball shorts are ever worn anywhere other than the basketball court (or the gym). But I still voted that your life is f'ed because it's not your fault she couldn't be bothered to wear a low-rise thong.

ConfusedGuy 0

Monday 16 March 2009 9:47

Tuck it in the waistband! :P

neveion 0

Monday 16 March 2009 17:42

hahaha - just try not to get a boner :p

FMLgirl_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 17:53

I dont understand the problem here... there is nothing wrong with sporting a boner. It is society that has a problem with it. Who cares if you have one, dont hide it, dont stick it up in your waste band... embrace it.. maybe youll get a few #'s from it. =)

Weil 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:24

#17 Arrested Development lol.

AeroBrat 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:50

Her thong was showing in class? I hate to break it to ya, but it seems to me that you're attracted to slutty little girls.

wowzers22 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:01

whats the problem with baketball shorts the whole world wears them

ohshitlolrofl 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:19

hahahahahahhahaahahahahahahhahaahhahah sucks, which is why i ALWAYS try to wear jeans

Godless25 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:55

its called self control

Thisguy9576 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:51

Wow for every one who sais theyr too short for the waistband thats sad im13 and iv been able to do it since i was at least 11 and u dont need to ur hand for that just pull the pants down really far make it look like your scratchin