By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML
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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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ohwowthatsucks25 0

can't you be like "DOWN BOY" and control it with your mind?

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TED4692 0

haha dude that same thing happened to me about a year ago except she sat behind me and when i turned around i realized she had no underwear on under her skirt...yeah i went up proud and loud and did the problem nice and slow for everyone to watch...you gotta flaunt what you have dude haha i am #69

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TLUL 0

#69 lucky (not just for the number)

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CP3_fml 0

next time put it up in the waist band if its big enough lol...thats what i have had to do before

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csizzle7716 0

for real? instant boner? are you 10?

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fillmyheart028 0

hahahaha awkwarrrd ;) :P

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Jonesywins11 0

When i wear b-ball shorts a always wear boxer-briefs or compression shorts or something to hold my package. Try that next time. Did u let hang and try to impress her.

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thewomb 0

#1 if it is that easy for you to get a boner you either need to get laid or beat off once in a while. That is just sad. #2 Stop wearing basketball shorts to school, have some dignity, class and style.

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ashleyy_fml 0

#15, exactly what I was thinking haha. Only it would kind of be hard to go down your pants and put it under your waistband when everyone's waiting for you to go up to the board haha. But seriously, that's funny. You're obviously pretty easy to get off, haha. And #76, what's wrong with wearing basketball shorts to school..? I don't get how that means he has no dignity, class, or style. It's shorts.

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