By Anonymous - 19/11/2017 01:30

Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 117
You deserved it 358

Same thing different taste


Seems the floor was very appeeling to you.

Next we need you to slip on a bar of soap while in the bathroom, trip on a roller skate and take a spill on a bunch of marbles.

Was there a sound effect and did you see stars or birds? If not, it wasn't cartoon-style.

arioch_fml 20

Not to mention the Op wouldn't have been hurt that bad if it was cartoon style, those guys can take a beating.

You did it all wrong! You’re supposed to fall on your ass and get concussed. That’s funny!

Senior citizens can be tough on ya. At least you get a discount on coffee at mcdonalds

exileonmainst 16

Next, step on a rake and have the pole hit you in the head.

TeachAllTheMath 19

Where did this happen? Who leaves banana peels on the floor?

Hey, at least it was just a banana peel. Imagine the carnage if it was a blue or red turtle shell....

For your consideration. Don't tell anyone just say you fell from a loose sidewalk piece or manhole something. You have told people but you can easily not keep telling people.