By Anonymous - 19/11/2017 01:30
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Seems the floor was very appeeling to you.
Next we need you to slip on a bar of soap while in the bathroom, trip on a roller skate and take a spill on a bunch of marbles.
Was there a sound effect and did you see stars or birds? If not, it wasn't cartoon-style.
Not to mention the Op wouldn't have been hurt that bad if it was cartoon style, those guys can take a beating.
You did it all wrong! You’re supposed to fall on your ass and get concussed. That’s funny!
Senior citizens can be tough on ya. At least you get a discount on coffee at mcdonalds
Next, step on a rake and have the pole hit you in the head.
Where did this happen? Who leaves banana peels on the floor?
Hey, at least it was just a banana peel. Imagine the carnage if it was a blue or red turtle shell....
For your consideration. Don't tell anyone just say you fell from a loose sidewalk piece or manhole something. You have told people but you can easily not keep telling people.


Seems the floor was very appeeling to you.
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