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By Opplyst11 - 18/03/2009 20:37 - United States

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Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 20:48 - United States - Charlotte

Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML

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By Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

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Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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By Bden - 21/03/2009 20:11 - United States

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Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML

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By scarred - 22/10/2009 12:30 - France

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

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By artclasstrauma - 15/05/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML

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By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

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Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 20:41 - Canada - Brampton

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Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML

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By illequipt - 16/03/2009 03:20 - Canada

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Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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O_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:46

did she draw it hard?

khold 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:53

Did you see anyone breathe a sigh of frustration, erase furiously and start that section over?

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dg72592_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:45

dang!

BlueJeans2626 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 6:08

did she draw you with a boner?

nalia18 8

Saturday 16 April 2011 16:48

BAAHAHAHAHAHAH

konstantinos616 17

Tuesday 29 November 2011 4:30

More like Dong!

O_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:46

did she draw it hard?

EmperorChowilio 21

Wednesday 22 April 2015 22:25

#2 asking all the important questions in life

alex_vik 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:46

Stupid horniness.

HeyyyBrahhh 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:48

Hahaha. That made my day.

xXxSophiexXx 8

Saturday 16 April 2011 5:53

lol mine too

Miller_Time 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:48

See, that's why it sucks to be a guy sometimes.

FatGuyLover 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 8:52

ur right guys get boners almost every morning waking up and at the stupidest times like during exams and whatnot

jacobs_double 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 17:05

the worst is right before you have to go somewhere or give a presentation

xlord 27

Monday 11 July 2011 13:18

worst is when your wearing bike shorts or bathers

Taylo12237 5

Saturday 6 August 2011 0:24

Yeah...guys have it soo hard. ...no pun intended..:/

XxSuNnYGiLLxX 7

Sunday 18 March 2012 23:03

the worst is when you have to get up infront of people so you tuck your stiffy in your waist band

gc327072 30

Tuesday 22 January 2013 3:36

I suppose this is the one silver lining of being wheelchair-bound. Sure, I have to sit on them, but you'd never know. MUAHAHAHA!!!!

Ender_ 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:48

After the class you should have told that girl that hardon was for her...haha...

mattatbellsouth 0

Monday 25 April 2011 1:27

then she'd be all over that

pearsonM 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 1:10

haha

Sniper3000 0

Friday 22 July 2011 20:29

of course u would 229

Will09 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:49

id would be like domt mind that jk but that sucks

mif_fml 27

Wednesday 30 July 2014 5:43

Can't imagine what you sound like when you speak..

Ancient_Mirage 14

Tuesday 7 October 2014 6:01

English ************, do you speak it!?

llSgtScopell 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:49

Ummm tell them you wanted to do something different for the class!

ElleEnvy 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:50

Did you get her number?

Miller_Time 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:51

hahaha #9

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