Intimacy: Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the...

By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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By DangerZone - 12/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML

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Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML

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By florisvanlent - 12/02/2009 16:17 - Netherlands

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

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Show us what you can do

By easilyexited - 01/04/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML

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By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

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By Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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By Opplyst11 - 18/03/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

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By Kevin - 05/02/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

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By boner - 01/02/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML

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By spandex - 24/03/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML

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ohwowthatsucks25 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:33

can't you be like "DOWN BOY" and control it with your mind?

pinkfrenchrose 5

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:46

Gosh, I'm glad I'm a girl. ;)

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TheAntiComment 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:28

yeah seriously, why do you think thongs are made to look like they are, sexual stimulation

ohboyscott 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 23:50

xanth 0

Monday 16 March 2009 0:06

I don't understand some of the comments in here. The kid is probably 14 or 15, getting laid isnt the solution. Second, if you never had this problem in early high school than there's probably something wrong with your libido, hell id get them just from sitting too long and my body apparently just getting bored. Three the waistband trick isnt something he could have done on the spot. My advice to you would have been to say something like, i cant my foots asleep, do i have to? and put alot of emphasis on this and look the teacher in the eye. If he's a guy he might get clued in, if it was woman your probably screwed since a woman would be oblivious to something like that. If all else fails, do what this one kid in one of my classes did once. He stood up, the teacher asked him what that was and he said "You know you like it". lol Got a detention but thats the only way to keep your dignity at that point.

TLUL 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 19:27

#57 AHAHA epic win

8lyn 0

Monday 16 March 2009 0:35

#17 LOL i just blue myself.

lolol182 4

Monday 16 March 2009 1:20

ahahahahahahah

choadmaster 0

Monday 16 March 2009 1:27

you know another trick I use in addition to the waistband trick is slouching over and putting my hands in my pockets, inflating the pockets area so the boner poking out looks more like its being pushed out because of your hands in your pocket.

vietiscool 2

Monday 16 March 2009 1:40

#61, except everyone will still know what you're doing

mermaidmaddie 0

Monday 16 March 2009 1:57

"Sorry Mr./Mrs. -teachers name-, but I have more important things to do. [walk over to hot chick]. I am sorry but I couldn't help but notice that your very attractive, and my penis could satisfy a whale. What should we do about this?" ^ My ass you'd say that. You wouldn't process that shit at the moment.

potentpotable 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:29

Easy, McLovin! But why would anyone vote YDI? I don't think even girls would be that ignorant.

KFabery 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:41

#18/19 - I know if the hottest girl in school was showing off a little more than usual when I was that age, I would've gotten turned on. It's not hard to get the mind going in that direction.