The apple of my eye

By anonymous - 17/07/2020 08:00

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by bringing him some dinner. He made the same noise unwrapping the burger that he does when he sees me naked. I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. FML
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Jonkbaby 22

As a guy, that's a compliment of the most primal order

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Jonkbaby 22

As a guy, that's a compliment of the most primal order

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RichardPencil 30

Wow, you really don't know men. If you get half the praise and attention that food gets, you're doing great!

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Kristen Bauer 14

Yes that is an excellent thing. You should marry the person who gives you the same feeling walking into the room as when your food arrives at a restaurant.

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mayaklast 12

Well, if the restaurant is a McDonald, which seems implied here, it's debatable. I mean 'you're like fastfood to me' (or 'you make me think of limp lettuce, sandwiched between school cafeteria grade meat, sickly sweet sauce and slightly dry bread') is not something which I would take for a compliment. But to each their own, I suppose... ^^

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Kristen Bauer 14

You should marry the person who gives you the same feeling walking into the room as when your food arrives at a restaurant.

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diraven 15

Was there bacon on it?

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Mary Hillhouse 3

I want a man who looks at me the way he looks at a good burger. For that matter, I want a man that I look at that way, too.

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Wadlaen 23

As many of the comments above has said: That's a good thing! The sight of your naked body gives him the same mouth-watering experience as delicious food - there's probably some way you can take advantage of this😜

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BurnInDemonFire 34

It's good! It means he wants to devour you!

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