By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 00:30 - Australia - Perth

Spicy
Today, I was waiting at a traffic light next to an ice cream van. The man in it turned to me and winked, making sexual hand gestures. I felt my childhood die horribly as I watched. FML
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iAmPaul 49

That's extremely creepy.

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joe3_fml 15

Better not make eye contact with him when you lick your ice cream.

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ostfaiz 18

Stuck an ice candy in his ass

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euphoricness 28

Nah, he might enjoy that coming from OP and depending on the flavor

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joe3_fml 15

Better not make eye contact with him when you lick your ice cream.

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nikmiester 7

That is disturbing.

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tony1891 22

your picture makes this comment even funnier.

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ysostupid 9

Why do people think it's creepy? He doesn't have to be child friendly to every single person he come in contact with

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ysostupid 9

Good one! It must have like taken you ages to come up with that

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swash984 22

Because it's normal for the driver next to me to make sexual gestures towards me. Not creepy at all. Especially since I have no idea who he is.

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isisorchid 16

It's creepy because he was making unwanted sexual solicitation of a complete stranger. If he has zero moral compass in that situation, what other inappropriate things might he do when around children? He's a creep.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

He was being lewd and disrespectful to a woman minding her own business in her own car. Creep. He's probably the type who hits on the early-developed 13 year old girl and then claims "jail bait" like a ******* CREEP.

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limabeans101029 20

7- Because making sexual gestures at a complete stranger is creepy no matter how old they are. It's sexual harassment.

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Ltsdragons 19

Plus is was the ice cream man. The ICE CREAM MAN. My childhood was filled with hope whenever I heard the ice cream truck. And now that they're making sexual gestures.... Yeah... Not very pleasant

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KittehFreak 25

Early-developed 13-year old here. Not leaving the house anymore.

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empbob 20

#18 how do you know OP is a woman? Could be a gay ice cream man... Although that doesn't make it any less creepy.

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sarah5745 41

I doubt she'd forget that anytime soon. That's creepy as ****...

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SnowKitten 14

Should've smiled and stuck the finger up at him

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Zebediabolical 39

I SCREAM! YOU SCREAM! THE POLICE COME! IT'S AWKWARD!

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