By ugadawgs09 - United States
  Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done, and then I checked it out. My mom had posted on my Facebook, telling me that if I didn't keep it down, she was going to come up to my room. FML
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Ummm maybe they were visiting his parents for holidays or something... And if he's an adult and wants to have sex who cares ... It's obvious his parents have sex people need to relax on the sex while parents are home it's not that big of a deal of they are of age

  DjeePee  |  24

I have sex with my family home. It's just that 1) they never leave the house on the right moment and 2) I can't affort an own home yet. Same story with my boyfriend. It's not that I like it, but I prefer a private, comfortable and warm room instead of a cold, wet spot in a public place.

  RedPillSucks  |  31

"Kept up all that screaming"? He wasn't having sex with his mom, and it clearly said he didn't check the message until they were done.

Are you telling me that
1. You would stop having sex to go confront your mom.
2. You would violently attack your mom because she "interrupted" you having sex in "her" house?

  leadman1989  |  15

Is this what people thought I meant??? WTF people?

No it was a reference to another FML... the one where the girlfriend dislocated her jaw giving a BJ.

I think you're clever enough to figure out the rest for yourselves.


But then again maybe not.