Today, I was sitting at my favorite coffee shop, when a creepy 50-ish looking guy sat at my table. He asked if I'm into submissive guys, and if I wanted to dominate him. I'm a 17-year-old girl, and am now scared to ever go back there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-aged guy called me a "two-timing whore", dumped his coffee on me and walked out in tears. I'm 14 and I have no idea who he was. FML
Today, we had customer complaints of a child molester hanging around our restaurant. After confrontation by a manager, he wouldn't leave. I had to be walked to my car after my shift by more than one person because I look 12 and they were afraid for me. I'm almost 19. FML
Today, a weird guy approached me and started asking me many questions. I didn't know how to get out of this situation, so I suddenly ran away shouting, "Stranger danger! " I'm 21. FML
Today, I was sitting in the coffee shop where my boyfriend and I used to go before he broke up with me about a week ago. I was missing him and wishing he was there, when all of a sudden this 14-year-old kid comes up to me and says, "He's not coming, you may as well go home." FML
Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I was at a coffee shop, trying to get to know the cute new barista. I wanted to compliment his nice eyes, but I got nervous and blurted out, "You have nice elbows!" He stared at me, confused, as I quickly grabbed my coffee and left. Now I can't even imagine going back there. FML
Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, and decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked and flirted for a while. Then he kissed me, and while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was my parents. They didn't know I'm gay. FML
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Top comments
techweed 12
Someone's been reading too much 50 Shades of Gray...
perdix 31
Love your username!
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Comments (132)
TheRealDodo 5
If he really is submissive, he will probably listen if you tell him to, err, "leave you alone".
newyorkcityguy 9
So what you're saying is you are afraid of a submissive man? Welp.
Shandra78 9
Just tell him he's gross and unappealing and to go away. Kick him in the nuts if he follows you home. I'd call that fair warning and clear communication of the word 'no'.
iwannabesexy 3
*hands a pocket knife*
Huddisher 10
Some girls these days look like they're legal. It's most likely the make they cake on and the hair they damage through dying and styling.
ravenevercross 19
So, am I the only one who laughed at the OP's name while thinking of all the posts from Perdix? Also, FYL OP....on a side note, you can dominate me too if you'd like?
perdix 31
#93, no, are not the only one. I doubt anyone laughed harder than me, though!
beehardxcore 26
I can picture perdix sitting in Internet cafes scoping out chicks browsing fml like "hey baby, heard of perdix?" Fml famous :]
Seirye14 11
You should, quite possibly, I don't know, just a suggestion, CALL THE GORRAM COPS. Tell the owner of the shop about it so they can keep him out of there!
downer3498 4
You: "Sure! Let's start now!" *Splash - boiling hot coffee in the face*
pattayarick 8
Were you dressed in black leather? That would have gotten him going.