Today, I was sitting at my favorite coffee shop, when a creepy 50-ish looking guy sat at my table. He asked if I'm into submissive guys, and if I wanted to dominate him. I'm a 17-year-old girl, and am now scared to ever go back there. FML
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Today, I went out for coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, and decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked and flirted for a while. Then he kissed me, and while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was my parents. They didn't know I'm gay. FML
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techweed 12
Someone's been reading too much 50 Shades of Gray...
perdix 31
Love your username!
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Comments (132)
graceinsheepwear 34
That's a conundrum because if you yell at him he will just get off on it. Tell him no, that you are into dominant men. That will end his fantasy right there. Trust me on this one.
ravenevercross 19
I believe you mean, "Tell him no, you are not into dominate men."
MerrikBarbarian 9
94- learn to read. If she is only interested in dominant men it means she too is submissive and therefore unlikely to ever dominate him.
graceinsheepwear 34
Thank you 113. And 94, by your logic, it would be not into dominating men. If you are going to correct others, get it right or back the **** off.
venus89 17
Aren't there hookers for that
graceinsheepwear 34
As well as regular folk. Maybe even mom and dad.
OptimusVader 23
I'm sure they prefer the term "escort". Or dominatrix at the least. I doubt common prostitutes would be completely dominant unless you paid extra.
jizzwold 21
Why would you pay a prostitute to not enjoy something when you could try your chances with people who might fancy the same oddities as you?
NagainaFier 16
Traditionally, 45, prostitute =/= escort Prostitute= sex Escort= company Not to say one couldn't do the other's job, but that's the difference when you get straight to it.
BulldogHoops 14
Lol at your username
kee_breezy32 34
that's really creepy. but you shouldn't let him stop you from going to your favorite coffee shop OP (:
pinguino3669_fml 23
True! Next time, bring some friends. It'd be most helpful if you brought some buff guy friend though haha ;)
Epikouros 32
Yeah, tell him "I'm not into submissive geezers, but my friend here is. He likes forced chastity, hard crushing and very realistic castration play."
olpally 33
Haha. It's definitely not perdix. that guy is a ******* creep. Report him.
CoffeeChickBlows 13
Agreed, then report the guy from the coffee shop too.
perdix 31
#23, yeah, when I go to the coffee shop, I'm too shy to hit on the girls. And I've never been to the Czech Republic.
graceinsheepwear 34
27 I don't think he meant perdix was a creep, lol. he meant the coffee shop guy.
olpally 33
37, you are correct! :)
CharresBarkrey 16
Don't worry, 27, I got the joke.
FrankHotpants 31
Tell him no but you know some friendly gentlemen in jail who would take him up on that offer.
pwilly 8
Well, it's legal here in Canada. But that's pretty damn creepy how open he was about it! Lol
graceinsheepwear 34
What exactly is legal in Canada? Creepage?
TheDrifter 24
Asking isn't illegal, neither is 17, it only becomes illegal if he refuses to take no for an answer or tries to use force or intimidation to change her mind.
Not_Impressed13 9
That law has always confused me. Not mature enough to vote, but mature enough to potentially raise a child?
TheDrifter 24
The law is kind of old, at the time the logic was that starting a family early increased the chance of having children make it to adulthood before the vagaries of life took the parents. Voting on the other hand was seen as a grave responsibility to be undertaken by those with the wisdom to understand the consequences of their vote.
perdix 31
#5, or, even better, find a nice, older gentleman who will happily brew you coffee at his home and bake you homemade scones, biscotti or muffins. Maybe, he even has a hot tub ;)
Eivana 37
A guy admitting that he is submissive would disgust me.
trbuson 11
Were you drinking 50 shades of grey earl tea?
Not_Impressed13 9
Patrick Stewart is older than 50...