By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 09:47 - Canada

Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time for me to get married to Kevin. She's called half the town and informed them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 698
You deserved it 2 330

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Kingdutch 3

I feel bad for you FYL do we get invites? :D

perdix 29

Grandma's insane. . . there is no Kevin. If there is, go live in the other half of the town.

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Panther_fml 0

That sucks. FYL

Your poor grandmother, actually. F HER life. Has she been tested for alzheimers or anything of that sort?

Nope, you can't cure stupid sensibilties. Only with death. So OP either kill your Grandma, or tell the dumbass it's not 1920's in Iraq anymore.

Wow…FYL

Kingdutch 3

I feel bad for you FYL do we get invites? :D

what a great grand ma you have!!!

lissa922 6

she is probably very old and confused

imauledatroll 0

Grandma's: Ruining your life since.. Well.. Since long before you were born!

can i come to the wedding

there'd probs be only 20 people there. were could you live where yo grandmama can call half the town? that's a small ass town. oh shit I just realized this fml is from Canada, no wonder the towns so small

hamstercarlos 2

hey! there are small towns and big cities everywhere

rachelmacivor 0

hey, hey, hey, number 98, FUCK YOU. it's not all little 'villages' sure I live in a small community, but no reason to stereotype, I mean, my small village is right next to a large town in nova scotia, and I'm proud to live here. so GO CRAP IN A CONDOM AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR MOMMY'S BUM BUM.

IvyLee_fml 1

haha I

perdix 29

Grandma's insane. . . there is no Kevin. If there is, go live in the other half of the town.

Taking post 69--very appropriate, "Kevin." ;D

no I'M KEVIN! stop stealing my wife

Lady_Zydrate 1

#77 you are one funny maternal fornicator

Ouch. Good luck with that.

dancingyrlie 1

Today, my grandmother embarrassed herself by telling everyone about a marriage that they will soon realize is never going to happen. Good thing forced marriages are illegal and I will eventually get to choose my own spouse. MLIA.

Ooo poor Granny's sight is going... Kevin is really the horse out in the back...