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well then ._.
Well then what?
Well then, I hope you're ok OP. I work at a coffee shop and to get coffee poured on me...ouch!
Hopefully it was iced coffee and not scalding hot!
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Show it anywayHey! She's a nice lady!
^this better get more likes
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Show it anywayJust saying "*****" isnt at all funny. It's not that certain humor falls flat as much as it is that nothing you said was remotely humorous.
Lol thanks 31 and I just realized that my shades in my pic look like Allan's too :P
Asshole.
Jemm- LOVE your profile pic! M*A*S*H all the way! :)
#38 what kind of humor is that?
In another life...
I could be your *****...
Someone forgot to take their meds.
That really sucks OP. I'm sorry. That poor guy though, someone must have hurt him badly to send him crying like that :(
OP must really needs her meds. She evidently not only forgot two timing the guy, but also thinks she's 14. It's ok OP, the FML community will make sure you receive proper care.
I don't think he forgot his meds. I think he needed to actually drink the coffee and wake his ass up and see its a 14 year old stranger in front of him. Either that or he's crazy and is off his meds.
Nothing happened so it could escalate quickly... lol
That asshole needs to switch to decaf. And get his eyes checked. Either that or you're a two-timing *****.
Interesting theory.. But what if the coffee had some really powerful hallucinogen that makes men see 14-yo ladies as a "two-timing *****"
#86 Mexican girl says Yayyyy!
Being 14 and a two timing ***** isn't mutually exclusive. I knew several when I was that age.
That's a pretty whoreible situation :( Sorry about that OP. People are crazy sometimes.
Horrible, horrible puns have now been posted: two-times.
Aha, I sniff a third!
Is anyone else disturbed that a middle aged man mixed up a 14 year old for his cheating girlfriend? 14 year olds don't exactly look legal. I hope he wasn't dating jail bait.
Who knows? Maybe we'll see him on Dateline soon...
Age can be hard to guess by looks sometimes. I had two girls I knew, one looked about twelve and was nineteen. The other was getting asked out to bars, but only being fourteen.
I've been mistaken for an adult since I was 10, it's not that uncommon for a 14 year old to look older than they are
Not really, I'm 19 and still get mistaken for being 15 or younger. Although there was that one time I was mistaken for a 21 year old at a ski lodge where I live, they tried to give me a beer. I was 16 at the time.
#22 RPS after your comment, I'm now wondering if the OP is called a 25 year old man "middle age"? :P At my job, I'm always getting these old men-- asking me to guess their age. I hate this game! If I guess too high or even know the correct answer, they get insulted so I humour them and lowball but I'm always spot on!
Secretly this story is about me because according to that volunteer basketball coach I look young enough to be in high school. Wait that might actually make me a two timing *****. Never mind I take it back.
I'm 19 and I look like I'm 14.
Maybe you got coffee from somewhere else, and he called you that because you cheated on his coffee!"?
Disturbing way to find out you're hot stuff.
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That asshole needs to switch to decaf. And get his eyes checked. Either that or you're a two-timing *****.
Hey! She's a nice lady!