Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-aged guy called me a "two-timing whore", dumped his coffee on me and walked out in tears. I'm 14 and I have no idea who he was. FML
I thought it was hilarious. It's kind of like irony because the man didn't know and we did, yet he still said it.. I completely agree. Some types of subtle humor isn't appreciated by enough people here.
OP must really needs her meds. She evidently not only forgot two timing the guy, but also thinks she's 14. It's ok OP, the FML community will make sure you receive proper care.
I don't think he forgot his meds. I think he needed to actually drink the coffee and wake his ass up and see its a 14 year old stranger in front of him.
Either that or he's crazy and is off his meds.
Is anyone else disturbed that a middle aged man mixed up a 14 year old for his cheating girlfriend? 14 year olds don't exactly look legal. I hope he wasn't dating jail bait.
Age can be hard to guess by looks sometimes. I had two girls I knew, one looked about twelve and was nineteen. The other was getting asked out to bars, but only being fourteen.
Not really, I'm 19 and still get mistaken for being 15 or younger. Although there was that one time I was mistaken for a 21 year old at a ski lodge where I live, they tried to give me a beer. I was 16 at the time.
#22 RPS after your comment, I'm now wondering if the OP is called a 25 year old man "middle age"? :P
At my job, I'm always getting these old men-- asking me to guess their age. I hate this game! If I guess too high or even know the correct answer, they get insulted so I humour them and lowball but I'm always spot on!
It's also quite possible and more likely that the 14 year old girl looks much older than she actually is. I've seen 13 yr old girls with double Ds after all. Regardless of what you look like OP, FYL. Hopefully it was iced.
Either that or you're a two-timing whore.