Today, I was sitting at my favorite coffee shop, when a creepy 50-ish looking guy sat at my table. He asked if I'm into submissive guys, and if I wanted to dominate him. I'm a 17-year-old girl, and am now scared to ever go back there. FML
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techweed 12
Someone's been reading too much 50 Shades of Gray...
perdix 31
Love your username!
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Comments (132)
deathskittlez 6
You should carry mace and a taser. And if some old perv gets in your face alert some cops or something.
CinnabonJovi 14
Oh honey, same thing happened to me. My neighbor, 50, asked me, 17, if I liked to play with older guys then blew me a kiss. Not to mention the fondling of my legs all night.
skilova4lifezzz 19
This is where you agree to go back to his place, get him tied to the bed, and call the cops. Tell them you caught a pervert
threer 30
I always knew Perdix had it in him.
doglover100 29
I'd be creeped out too. Time to find a new coffee shop.
JudgeComrade 17
Favorite coffee shop at 17? Yeah, bring approached for sexual favors sounds about right.
jakeroney98 14
Cant he be arrested for statutory and harassment just for saying that?
chuksnwali 34
god that's creepy OP. But i don't understand why so many comments are about punishing him for having an fetish. Maybe he thought OP was older.
xluciferx666 21
You should have said yes then ordered him to give you all his money
fantasyworld 39
Time to find a new coffee shop.