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I agree, my mouse works.
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50 favorites
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100 kick-ass comments
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Judgmental
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YDI Master
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One more and it's business time
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Today, I was walking in the mall and passed one of the hair product booths (with the people who constanly harrass you as you walk by). In front of half of the mall the woman working there told me that she had several products that I could use to touch up my roots. I'm a natural red head. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Noname / Saturday 24 January 2009 15:24 / United States

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Aliiiice - / Tuesday 16 July 2013 13:18 / France - Offranville

Today, my boyfriend and I had a threesome. He suggested we have another guy. It ended up devolving into a twosome, and I wasn't part of it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 22 June 2013 06:39 / Canada - Airdrie

Today, at work, a woman demanded a refund for a video game. She had no receipt, so due to company policy, I couldn't refund her. She reacted by loudly accusing me of being racist, then yelled that she'd see me in court as she finally stormed out. FML

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