Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
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babymexican
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First!!! Furst.. Fer- Fuck I had it right :o
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awzmness
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SAAAAAAANDWICH?!?!?!?
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valri3
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Today while getting my order from McDonalds I sat by the most beautiful woman I have seen since my wife died. she later on told me she was a man. FML
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ooitastic
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gmh fail
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PixiiLuv
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ydi for eating at mcdonalds
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mad_hatter0666
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lol, that's funny though
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DrAwesome
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Oh, just take the compliment. The last time someone told me that I was a beautiful girl, it was my acting teacher. Sadly, we weren't in a theatre class, or a school at all.
Repressed memories... *shudder*
Repressed memories... *shudder*
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flashback.miss
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theatre is cool though./ and this is what this fml reminded me of: Can I have your number? Can I have it? you got a boyfriend... (something like that) --- Mad TV :D
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perdix
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Just go with it and you could be eating all the Quarter Pounders you want for the rest of your life. Some of them will even be hamburgers.
If that doesn't work for you, whip out the Big Mac (or Slightly-Below-Average-But-Gimme-A-Break-It's-Cold-Outside Mac) and disabuse his notion of you as female.
If that doesn't work for you, whip out the Big Mac (or Slightly-Below-Average-But-Gimme-A-Break-It's-Cold-Outside Mac) and disabuse his notion of you as female.
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FMLRelapse
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hahaha
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Crystal_Dreams
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I read 'whip out the Big Mac' as 'whip out the McBag'. I think I need to go to sleep. :S
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perdix
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Please come back when you wake up. I think you'll enjoy my comment when you read it on a good night's sleep.
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nycy
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Perdix, I give you all the internets that have ever been created. You equal chuck Norris in terms of sheer win.
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cmac86
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I'm sorry, but this comment literally made me laugh out loud! Pure win!
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granpa_haribo
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shure shure sweetie
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sayyestothedress
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*sure
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EpicPear
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Before anything give him a BJ and get some cash and jewelry and then tell him you are a guy.
"Today, I saw the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. After she gave me a blow job and I gave her some jewelry she said she was a man."
"Today, I saw the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. After she gave me a blow job and I gave her some jewelry she said she was a man."
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nerdsgetmehot
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Oh, boy. Isn't being hit on by older men in a creepy way a blast? Not to mention the fact that he thought you were the gender opposite from what you actually are. Both of those incidents have happened to me, but never at the same time. I am truly, truly sorry.
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riseofabreakings
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how has anyone ever thought that you were a guy?
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nerdsgetmehot
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#48 I had a pixie cut a few years ago...Meaning very, very short. I also have an apparent lack of curves. I was once told that I have "the body of a 12 year old boy." FML.
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riseofabreakings
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Oh, you still couldn't have looked that much like a guy. I've been told I have the figure of a twelve year old girl too.
I'm a fifteen year old guy. Fml.
I'm a fifteen year old guy. Fml.
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Rieks
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Or you want to be a man? FYL
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TitDirt
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Well, at least it wasn't a baby... that would suck if a baby thought you were a girl, especially a beautiful one.
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Arsonnist
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If a baby sat next to me and told me that, I would be in shock for multiple reasons.
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TitDirt
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I'd probably just have explosive diarrhea
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ladies_man217
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ydi for eating lunch at mcdonalds, learn how to cook, and don't hate on justin beiber
Repressed memories... *shudder*
"Today, I saw the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. After she gave me a blow job and I gave her some jewelry she said she was a man."