By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 19:07 - United States
Same thing different taste
Thanks, I hate it!
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Spooky
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Well, this is awkward
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Close shave
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Love is love, dude
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Oh, just take the compliment. The last time someone told me that I was a beautiful girl, it was my acting teacher. Sadly, we weren't in a theatre class, or a school at all. Repressed memories... *shudder*
Just go with it and you could be eating all the Quarter Pounders you want for the rest of your life. Some of them will even be hamburgers. If that doesn't work for you, whip out the Big Mac (or Slightly-Below-Average-But-Gimme-A-Break-It's-Cold-Outside Mac) and disabuse his notion of you as female.
hahaha
I read 'whip out the Big Mac' as 'whip out the McBag'. I think I need to go to sleep. :S
Perdix, I give you all the internets that have ever been created. You equal chuck Norris in terms of sheer win.
I'm sorry, but this comment literally made me laugh out loud! Pure win!
shure shure sweetie
*sure
Before anything give him a BJ and get some cash and jewelry and then tell him you are a guy. "Today, I saw the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. After she gave me a ******** and I gave her some jewelry she said she was a man."
Oh, boy. Isn't being hit on by older men in a creepy way a blast? Not to mention the fact that he thought you were the gender opposite from what you actually are. Both of those incidents have happened to me, but never at the same time. I am truly, truly sorry.
#48 I had a pixie cut a few years ago...Meaning very, very short. I also have an apparent lack of curves. I was once told that I have "the body of a 12 year old boy." FML.
Or you want to be a man? FYL
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Oh, just take the compliment. The last time someone told me that I was a beautiful girl, it was my acting teacher. Sadly, we weren't in a theatre class, or a school at all. Repressed memories... *shudder*
Before anything give him a BJ and get some cash and jewelry and then tell him you are a guy. "Today, I saw the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. After she gave me a ******** and I gave her some jewelry she said she was a man."