First!!! Furst.. Fer- Fuck I had it right :o

lol, that's funny though

Oh, just take the compliment. The last time someone told me that I was a beautiful girl, it was my acting teacher. Sadly, we weren't in a theatre class, or a school at all. Repressed memories... *shudder*

Just go with it and you could be eating all the Quarter Pounders you want for the rest of your life. Some of them will even be hamburgers. If that doesn't work for you, whip out the Big Mac (or Slightly-Below-Average-But-Gimme-A-Break-It's-Cold-Outside Mac) and disabuse his notion of you as female.

shure shure sweetie

Before anything give him a BJ and get some cash and jewelry and then tell him you are a guy. "Today, I saw the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. After she gave me a blow job and I gave her some jewelry she said she was a man."

Oh, boy. Isn't being hit on by older men in a creepy way a blast? Not to mention the fact that he thought you were the gender opposite from what you actually are. Both of those incidents have happened to me, but never at the same time. I am truly, truly sorry.

Or you want to be a man? FYL

Well, at least it wasn't a baby... that would suck if a baby thought you were a girl, especially a beautiful one.

ydi for eating lunch at mcdonalds, learn how to cook, and don't hate on justin beiber