I'm questioning why you didn't have your door closed. I won't even risk my PARENTS seeing me do harmless stuff like going number one.

Are you illiterate? "When the door swung open" alludes to the fact that THE FUCKING DOOR WAS CLOSED. And OP, holy crap that is a true FML.

l.m.a.o. #30 LOVE it. this made me faLL oFF mY cHaIR.

You don't have to worry about being naked in your own room! Or you shouldn't have to worry, anyway.

wow #30 so hateful

Well, my parents bash on the door then just swing it open. It's a common occurrence. One time while getting changed my dad bashed on the door and attempted to come in. I pushed the door right back sending him out of the room and shouted "I’m getting changed, **** off for a second".

your parents tolerate you yelling "Fuck off" at them? Aren't you a little ungrateful shit... If I was a parent I wouldn't want my kid telling me to "**** off" after knocking on their door in my own house...

I am with #73. If I had told either of my parents "Fuck Off" it would have been "Teeth Out" for me.

Lol, I agree, telling your parents to "Fuck off" would NOT be acceptable in my home... But, I agree with you #69 on that being annoying. My dad has this habit of knocking on the door and pausing until I say "Hang on a second"... And then just coming in. And my mom always just barges in. Even though I always knock and wait for a response from them when trying to enter their room.

omfg if I said **** off to my parents.... all my shit in my room gone no comp or shit! my ass would be so red!!

I agree with 73, if I ever said that to my parents I would be picking my mouth up off the floor from another state! imagine daffy ducks bill when he got it shot off- it'd be like that. and op- unless you're a land manatee, which being Australian I doubt (better diet than we Americans) I'm sure your date loved it....except the hair part. gross.

ew who grows hair on their ass

I like hairy butts and I can not lie my brothers and I can't deny when a girl walks in with a hairy ass you get a BONER.

at least you dad ATTEMPTS to knock. my father walks stealthily down my hallway and opens the door quickly to catch me if I am doing something wrong. he has come in on me naked before and I bitched him out b/c he deserves it.

she didnt say she needed it removed for the date...she was just trying to remove it.....havent you ever had to pluck a hair and you do it when you remember and have time. gosh

honestly? no

GOSH GUYS GET IT RIGHT

Ingrown hairs can hurt. And chicks who put out on the first date are awesome. I should know, I am one.

Know what else is awesome? Syphilis.

That's kinda slutty. Yea easy sex is ... easy, but it's just a red flag. My first girlfriend said she wanted to make love to me at the end of our first week after meeting. We got in a 2 year relationship. The last 7 months of it she was putting out within the first week to five others. Just saying, girl that puts out that fast is a major red flag!

mmmno. ive never had an ingrown hair. thanksss..

if I told them that, my parents would take turns THROWING me through walls and tables then I would be rushed to the emergency room and they would tell me that since I'm so disrespectful I should find new parents..and I'm serious they would..

well i think we have a winner here for this weeks most sluttiest comment! congratulations

Well Then.... What now..

not-first fail.

what if the door dosnt have a lockl, mine doesnt

Then, as the comment above you said, she NEEDS a lock on her door.

my mom would never allow me to have a lock on my door! some parents are like that. btw... first fail.

Gosh you guys are lucky.. I don't even have a door! :'(

My parents never gave my room a door because they wanted to make sure nothing happened. I'm in a wheelchair. What is going to happen?! My sister has a door, she's not in a wheelchair.

Dude if there was no door to my room and I was in a wheelchair I would flip the **** out at ma paps

Sorry perdix but your or so clever comment has confused me. Please explain it to me?..... in english. thankyou.

WIN

Play on "bum"

haha great now I'm imagining some naked lady picking at an ingrown hair on a hobo..thanks

OK, The_pleb, In British English-speaking countries, "bum" is slang for the buttocks. In America, we use the word to mean a beggar, a hobo, an unemployed transient. I pretended that I wasn't aware of that different meaning of the word "bum."

LOLOLOLOLOL

Only if you **** your cousins is it "buck naked".

Both are acceptable. Don't be an asshole. Oh, sorry. Arsehole.

is there such a thing as proper english with a bloody idiom? and the only proper version is "buck"? what are you, from west virginia?

What the Fuck is wrong with West Virginia?

skull_300: a LOT.... :D

There's a lot wrong with West Virginia.

Is everyone going to ignore the fact that you bums missed the joke?