Today, I was sitting at my favorite coffee shop, when a creepy 50-ish looking guy sat at my table. He asked if I'm into submissive guys, and if I wanted to dominate him. I'm a 17-year-old girl, and am now scared to ever go back there. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-aged guy called me a "two-timing whore", dumped his coffee on me and walked out in tears. I'm 14 and I have no idea who he was. FML
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Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I was at a coffee shop, trying to get to know the cute new barista. I wanted to compliment his nice eyes, but I got nervous and blurted out, "You have nice elbows!" He stared at me, confused, as I quickly grabbed my coffee and left. Now I can't even imagine going back there. FML
Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, and decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked and flirted for a while. Then he kissed me, and while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was my parents. They didn't know I'm gay. FML
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techweed 12
Someone's been reading too much 50 Shades of Gray...
perdix 31
Love your username!
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Comments (132)
TheDrifter 24
Scared of a submissive man? The worst that could happen is that you kick his ass and he thanks you for it.
caitiebug1119 15
Go back there anyway. He can't scare you from your favorite place. I hope you told him to go away at the least. If he approaches you again, tell him "F*** off you pervert. I'm a minor. I will have you arrested for sexual harassment. Try me. Shut the f*** up and let me enjoy my coffee first."
trbuson 11
Creep out the creeper by having a conversation with yourself?
maria05136 16
I feel so bad for you, never go back there again
sdsujacksfan 10
Well that's a little creepy! I know the feeling though! I'd report that. It sounds embarrassing and believe me it is, but I'd do it anyway!!
Ray_of_midnight 23
I would have reported him to the coffee shop's management. You deserve to be able to sit and enjoy your coffee in peace without being hit on by creepers.
ravenevercross 19
I agree and disagree with you at the same time. The old man asking isn't any reason to report him. How else is he supposed to know the answer? If she says no and he persists, then she should consult the shop manager.
worldclassrager 41
Get your coffee to go...or hope that's a chain coffee shop...
archnarquibquib 21
#35- will he do my laundy too?
perdix 31
#69, just as long as you can live with everything being washed in warm water, and then having the bejeezus dried out of them. Older dudes don't sort or pull things out of the dryer ever-so-slightly damp.
dravvy 7
BLOW THE PEDOPHILE WHISTLE.
SleeplessBeauty 12
Let's just hope he doesn't drive a white van with "candy" painted on the side.