Today, I was sitting at my favorite coffee shop, when a creepy 50-ish looking guy sat at my table. He asked if I'm into submissive guys, and if I wanted to dominate him. I'm a 17-year-old girl, and am now scared to ever go back there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-aged guy called me a "two-timing whore", dumped his coffee on me and walked out in tears. I'm 14 and I have no idea who he was. FML
Today, we had customer complaints of a child molester hanging around our restaurant. After confrontation by a manager, he wouldn't leave. I had to be walked to my car after my shift by more than one person because I look 12 and they were afraid for me. I'm almost 19. FML
Today, a weird guy approached me and started asking me many questions. I didn't know how to get out of this situation, so I suddenly ran away shouting, "Stranger danger! " I'm 21. FML
Today, I was sitting in the coffee shop where my boyfriend and I used to go before he broke up with me about a week ago. I was missing him and wishing he was there, when all of a sudden this 14-year-old kid comes up to me and says, "He's not coming, you may as well go home." FML
Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I was at a coffee shop, trying to get to know the cute new barista. I wanted to compliment his nice eyes, but I got nervous and blurted out, "You have nice elbows!" He stared at me, confused, as I quickly grabbed my coffee and left. Now I can't even imagine going back there. FML
Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, and decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked and flirted for a while. Then he kissed me, and while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was my parents. They didn't know I'm gay. FML
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Top comments
techweed 12
Someone's been reading too much 50 Shades of Gray...
perdix 31
Love your username!
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Comments (132)
outoftown 27
Don't let this scare you off of your favorite café. Management will be on your side. And I've never heard of an aggressive submissive.
clarinetplayer01 9
Creepy people in this world.
MerrikBarbarian 9
But perdix- men who want to be dominated are trainable. You just need a good riding crop... Or flogger... Or bull whip... Or paddle... Not that I would know anything about this... :p
mr_jack_meoff 5
You should have said hell yes, but look dude, you are not a guy, you are a grandpa.
nurchok 15
****, I hate perverts... What's wrong with today's society?
skilova4lifezzz 19
Idk
icepick23 12
Wait until you turn 18 & then go for it.
AshAsh014 4
ahahaha
french_canadien 17
Get over it, sure your 17 but that doesn't mean you can't tell someone to **** off. Don't let your self be a victim, then he wins.
jwa2000 3
He is submissive, tell him to go kiss the pavement in a busy intersection. Sooner or later he won't come back.
whathefuckislife 11
sugar daddy, girl!