Better out than in

By flying13 - 03/11/2010 07:27 - United States

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML
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pooper19 3

sweet music from the toothless jaws of love

yea, it's not like he farted in your face. also known as a butt burp lmao

fakeaccountX 6

If I'd known it would offend you so much I wouldn't have came and farted. Then again, yeah, I would have anyway. Sorry.

Reminds me of the time i farted in court, i tried to make it a SBD instead it was a 10 on the richter scale. needless to say everyone knew that "it happened"

seriously, maybe you are on one of those hidden camera shows now! Like Candid Camera or something.

imright24 0

People can be so rude! ...Reminds me of my dad, FML. T_T

i thought it was hilarious. not rude... it's not a worthy fml unless it was a really raunchy one

haha, strangers who make you feel awkward are awesome.

pooper19 3

sweet music from the toothless jaws of love

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That guy is my hero. You should have gotten his number.

Schizomaniac 24

If your child suddenly disappears within the next few days, you'll know why.

knibbsy 4

Why? Because the child went to join the randomly-farting circus?

Trust me, my little girl can fart with the best of them. *sniff* She makes me so proud...

EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!! U should be happy he shared.

That sounds like something a comedian would do. There was probabily a hidden camera to catch your reaction. RUDE but FUNNY AS HE'LL !!!!!

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