FML : Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout...

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Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 7 December 2010 04:53 / United States

Transportation

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By DrAwesome | 6

#1806749 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 9:04

Doesn't look like the bus will be running out of gas any time soon.

By Doortje | 28

#1806883 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 9:16

And he didn't offer you a sniff? How rude!

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By xKillerCx | 0

#1806732 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 9:01

eww

ClickMyPicture | 0

#1806878 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 9:15

eww

biscottiiii | 4

#1806881 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 9:16

At least he didn't try to make you smell it. o.O

jamieeeee | 0

#1807038 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 9:29

eww

stephanie0613 | 0

#1807138 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 9:37

hahaha ewww gross .

madmadd | 0

#1807167 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 9:40

lol at 20 I can so imagine that!!!

fakeaccountX | 6

#1807318 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 10:14

"Now how about a handshake?"

ryanriola | 0

#1807360 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 10:26

l̲̅o̲̅l̲̅

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1807436 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 11:01

ahh the good ol cupcake never fails to make people feel awkward

mamamiaaa_fml | 12

#1808365 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 14:48

I wish something like that would happen to me.

WallyTheWombat | 0

#1809025 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:53

It's hard to imagine that people like that are actually walking around the streets and taking up our valuable bus space.

zkchild | 0

#1809121 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:03

Was he nice and offer you a sniff?

FatGuyLover | 0

#1811790 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 6:04

not a sniff he offered a toke, and kicked her ass when she let go of the gas

KoRnLeader | 0

#1818485 - Thursday 9 December 2010 11:26

he just wants to share the love

By rkdtd1 | 0

#1806741 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 9:03

Did he want you to smell it too? Maybe it was yummy.

By DrAwesome | 6

#1806749 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 9:04

Doesn't look like the bus will be running out of gas any time soon.

crabgass | 3

#1806809 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 9:07

I see what you did there lmao

ChaoticFoxen | 6

#6060052 - Monday 8 September 2014 15:54

This comment , I can't #3 XD

By jes12NV | 0

#1806756 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 9:04

wow. just wow

Illblowyourmind | 3

#1807704 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 12:19

Omg Sam!!! <3

slayer119 | 0

#1811390 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 3:44

haha

By milou_fml | 6

#1806758 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 9:04

"I wish I had some more of that bean burrito" is probably what was going through his mind.

By Qluz | 3

#1806760 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 9:04

wooho score one for public transportation

By memo619 | 0

#1806764 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 9:05

Mmmmm yummy I'd lick his hand

poopiscool | 7

#4315226 - Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:38

You're sick. Fart Sniffer.

poopiscool | 7

#4315234 - Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:40

Fart Licker.

By giantsfan2010 | 23

#1806766 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 9:05

I really doubt someone would do that.

By GuitarNukka520 | 5

#1806774 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 9:05

everyone loves their own stank.

By bkenney | 0

#1806778 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 9:06

YOU MADE THAT UP OP!

thisgirl2u | 9

#1806865 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 9:14

How do you know?? Oh, I get it! you know because while sitting next to OP you only smelled your hand twice and not the "whole ride" ?? So OP exaggerated a little, it was still really traumatizing and shame on you. :P