Today, a woman got on the bus wearing extremely strong perfume and sat in the seat in front of me. The gentleman I was sitting next to began violently sneezing, so much so that he eventually sneeze-vomited all over my lap and backpack. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
Today, while on a bus, an elderly lady sat next to me sneezed so hard, snot literally went flying. I even offered her a napkin, that she refused. After a brief panic and realizing she had nothing to clean her mess with, she "inconspicuously" wiped her snotty hand on my pants. FML
Today, a woman who badly needed to change her incontinence pad sat next to me on the bus. I could smell it through my mask. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, while on the bus, I took out my breath spray. The elderly lady beside me thought it was pepper spray. She panicked and started screaming, which culminated in the man near her punching me in the jaw. FML
Today, I was taking the bus back to my university campus, having left work early feeling sick. While on the bus I started retching. I managed to hold it in for a while, but as I stood up to get off the bus, I started puking through my mouth and nose. This was in front of twenty other passengers. FML
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Mathalamus 25
More like **** his life.
Mooglefox 24
I hate it when people do this. And most of the time, what they wear doesn’t even smell good.
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Mathalamus 25
More like **** his life.
rotflqtms_ 21
F both of their lives. One of them had to deal with vomiting... the other had to deal with some stranger's vomit all over their lap and backpack... like...cleaning your own vomit off your things is already gross enough, but having to walk around with someone else's vomit on your pants and your backpack? And dealing with the smell? No bueno! And we don't know if OP was going home from somewhere or going somewhere.
Mooglefox 24
I hate it when people do this. And most of the time, what they wear doesn’t even smell good.
mas12806 24
Who voted YDI…
Sonotsuave 37
I never understood why people do that, it’s like stop becoming immune to the smell of your perfume so thoroughly that you keep spraying more
crashtestdumplin 16
Oh no! Sorry that happened, I am sensitive to smells too, I always end up with a migraine and nausea in public. I feel bad for both of you! I understand wanting to smell nice and perfume/ cologne may give one confidence and what not, but if you expect to be in a closed area with little personal space, maybe adjust how much or get a travel size for your final destination. Chances are it will be an offensive odor to more than one person.