By Karate Kid - Australia - Surry Hills
Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML
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  fymother  |  13

Your technique and control obviously fell short of observation skills when you tried to demonstrate a punch on someone walking by a huge mirror.

(I know OP doesn't say window/mirror/etc, but it's funny)

  BradTheBrony  |  19

#33 I don't know why, but your comment reminded me of TFS Abridged!

Freeza: The difference between you and I is, YOU can punch a board, and it will break. I can punch a board and wipe out its entire race.
Goku: But can you block?

Freeza: ... I'm going to drown you. I'm going to drown you like a sack of dumb puppies!


54- okay, so you DON'T have basements.... But then again, you do? Hmm.
"I've owned a house with a basement yet" --does that mean you have or haven't owned a house with a basement. I'm a little confused. Not just by whether or not you've owned a house with a basement, but by your whole comment overall. :/

  downtime  |  12

They're basically saying basements are extremely uncommon. They are found more in businesses than homes, and honestly I've never seen or know of anyone who has one here. It's pretty straight forward.