Your technique and control obviously fell short of observation skills when you tried to demonstrate a punch on someone walking by a huge mirror. (I know OP doesn't say window/mirror/etc, but it's funny)

#46 #1's technique fell short or ops? IF you're talking to #1 you're not making sense. If you're talking to OP, you're thread jacking.

53- he's talking to OP and 97.5% percent of people here thread jacks. No one really cares anymore.

Yeah I take it you are not a black belt.

Maybe this is the past Poo. From Kung Fu Panda.

OP is tiny grasshopper

Nothing as profound as a choosen one. Sponge Bob just met Sandy.

He's more like the chosen idiot

Bwahaha! YDI

89.3% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Should've punched her for real for all the good faking did.

Yeah, I could understand miming moves on one of his friends, but a random girl? Well deserved.

Not on. Behind.

He deserves it twice. One for being stupid and one for sucking at karate.

I think he needs to work more on his blocking

I think he needs to work on not being in public as much.

#33 I don't know why, but your comment reminded me of TFS Abridged! Freeza: The difference between you and I is, YOU can punch a board, and it will break. I can punch a board and wipe out its entire race. Goku: But can you block? Freeza: ... I'm going to drown you. I'm going to drown you like a sack of dumb puppies!

Excellent form on that left click young one! Soon to be sensei you are.

Teach me your ways.

Looks like OP will be "waxing off" for awhile.

That's what Op gets for messing with Ranma chan.

Right? Or stopped after one kick..

That is oh so very true. I know where I would have hit him!(:

In Australia, we don't have basements. Even if some houses here do, which there are, it's a very small percentage of them. I've owned a house with a basement yet.

54's fact of the day

55 you mean useless fact of the day

It needed to be said, whenever comments like that are made about Australians it does make the commenter look a little stupid.

54- okay, so you DON'T have basements.... But then again, you do? Hmm. "I've owned a house with a basement yet" --does that mean you have or haven't owned a house with a basement. I'm a little confused. Not just by whether or not you've owned a house with a basement, but by your whole comment overall. :/

They're basically saying basements are extremely uncommon. They are found more in businesses than homes, and honestly I've never seen or know of anyone who has one here. It's pretty straight forward.