FML : Today, I went to a party where I met some nice girls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on...

Today, I went to a party where I met some nice girls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on the swing, I was gonna give her my number, but instead, I gave her a harsh kick to the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 14 October 2009 21:27 / United States

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By ScaryyMary | 14

#621452 - Thursday 15 October 2009 3:17

You're doing it wrong.

You're supposed to HIT on girls, not KICK on them.

Sheesh.

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#621280 - Thursday 15 October 2009 1:17

swing set? Was mommy standing 3 feet away cheering you on, too?

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By jimgrant1 | 0

#621241 - Thursday 15 October 2009 1:08

doof..

By musicninja | 0

#621243 - Thursday 15 October 2009 1:09

Oooh. That sucks! But it'll be okay. Maybe she'll be nice enough to realize it was an accident. Good luck!

By Apachefire21 | 0

#621244 - Thursday 15 October 2009 1:10

broo... your so dumb haha. so excited you kicked her in face? really? come on now.

DameGreyWulf | 0

#621559 - Thursday 15 October 2009 4:21

He kicked her with his third leg.

cerebellum_fml | 0

#621610 - Thursday 15 October 2009 5:03

. . . was she knocked out?

By redbluegreen | 40

#621245 - Thursday 15 October 2009 1:10

Swinging into action, eh?

rawr_ima_bear | 0

#621461 - Thursday 15 October 2009 3:23

ur on fml too much arent u? ive seen u post comments on like every fml ive read

allmidnighteyes | 10

#621465 - Thursday 15 October 2009 3:25

Rachel has a stalkerr

redbluegreen | 40

#621483 - Thursday 15 October 2009 3:42

You're on quite a bit if you notice me that much. (;

FarSide | 22

#621507 - Thursday 15 October 2009 4:00

@29...

perhaps they are... but YOU are the one with the royally fucked up life.

redbluegreen | 40

#621516 - Thursday 15 October 2009 4:05

Care to explain?

FarSide | 22

#623149 - Friday 16 October 2009 19:05

@34...

I misunderstood who was being referenced by the comment. My response was intended towards OP, but it references you directly. My sincere apology, and thanks for that deserved open-palm face slap.

By YDIBITCHES | 0

#621266 - Thursday 15 October 2009 1:14

6th

YDI_Whore | 0

#621400 - Thursday 15 October 2009 2:13

You may be a bitch, but Im a whore! YDI X 100!!!

By Lkdude77 | 0

#621273 - Thursday 15 October 2009 1:16

Y does it always happen before something good is about to happen?

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#621280 - Thursday 15 October 2009 1:17

swing set? Was mommy standing 3 feet away cheering you on, too?

NGM_47 | 0

#621316 - Thursday 15 October 2009 1:25

she was the one pushing him :)

redbluegreen | 40

#621317 - Thursday 15 October 2009 1:25

Totally.

And there you are Twinny! I've missed your sarcastic butt.

allmidnighteyes | 10

#621328 - Thursday 15 October 2009 1:31

There I am? Have I been lost or something? Am I wandering through limbo?

If you're wondering where I've been today, I have to illustrate 24 pages of a story in Photoshop before the 19th for my English class =/