By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met some nice girls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on the swing, I was gonna give her my number, but instead, I gave her a harsh kick to the face. FML
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ScaryyMary 14

You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to HIT on girls, not KICK on them. Sheesh.

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NGM_47 0

she was the one pushing him :)

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musicninja 0

Oooh. That sucks! But it'll be okay. Maybe she'll be nice enough to realize it was an accident. Good luck!

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Apachefire21 0

broo... your so dumb haha. so excited you kicked her in face? really? come on now.

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cerebellum_fml 0

. . . was she knocked out?

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rawr_ima_bear 0

ur on fml too much arent u? ive seen u post comments on like every fml ive read

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redbluegreen 40

You're on quite a bit if you notice me that much. (;

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FarSide 22

@29... perhaps they are... but YOU are the one with the royally ****** up life.

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FarSide 22

@34... I misunderstood who was being referenced by the comment. My response was intended towards OP, but it references you directly. My sincere apology, and thanks for that deserved open-palm face slap.

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Lkdude77 0

Y does it always happen before something good is about to happen?

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allmidnighteyes 10

swing set? Was mommy standing 3 feet away cheering you on, too?

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NGM_47 0

she was the one pushing him :)

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redbluegreen 40

Totally. And there you are Twinny! I've missed your sarcastic butt.

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allmidnighteyes 10

There I am? Have I been lost or something? Am I wandering through limbo? If you're wondering where I've been today, I have to illustrate 24 pages of a story in Photoshop before the 19th for my English class =/

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redbluegreen 40

I saw something like that on your Facebook. -snuggles- That's a ******* lot though. At least you didn't kick your future beloved in the face, eh?

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allmidnighteyes 10

Not yet... It'll be like Ryu doing one of his mid-air kicks in Street Fighter.

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Sweny 0

If your gonna kick someone do it well,like a nice roundhouse kick to the jaw will do next time

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noshitsherlock 0

HAHAHAH more like **** HER life!

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