Today, I went to a party where I met some nice girls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on the swing, I was gonna give her my number, but instead, I gave her a harsh kick to the face. FML
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jimgrant1
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doof..
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musicninja
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Oooh. That sucks! But it'll be okay. Maybe she'll be nice enough to realize it was an accident. Good luck!
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Apachefire21
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broo... your so dumb haha. so excited you kicked her in face? really? come on now.
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DameGreyWulf
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He kicked her with his third leg.
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cerebellum_fml
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. . . was she knocked out?
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redbluegreen
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Swinging into action, eh?
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rawr_ima_bear
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ur on fml too much arent u? ive seen u post comments on like every fml ive read
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allmidnighteyes
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Rachel has a stalkerr
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redbluegreen
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You're on quite a bit if you notice me that much. (;
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FarSide
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@29...
perhaps they are... but YOU are the one with the royally fucked up life.
perhaps they are... but YOU are the one with the royally fucked up life.
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redbluegreen
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Care to explain?
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FarSide
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@34...
I misunderstood who was being referenced by the comment. My response was intended towards OP, but it references you directly. My sincere apology, and thanks for that deserved open-palm face slap.
I misunderstood who was being referenced by the comment. My response was intended towards OP, but it references you directly. My sincere apology, and thanks for that deserved open-palm face slap.
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YDIBITCHES
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6th
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YDI_Whore
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You may be a bitch, but Im a whore! YDI X 100!!!
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Lkdude77
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Y does it always happen before something good is about to happen?
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allmidnighteyes
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swing set? Was mommy standing 3 feet away cheering you on, too?
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NGM_47
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she was the one pushing him :)
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redbluegreen
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Totally.
And there you are Twinny! I've missed your sarcastic butt.
And there you are Twinny! I've missed your sarcastic butt.
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allmidnighteyes
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There I am? Have I been lost or something? Am I wandering through limbo?
If you're wondering where I've been today, I have to illustrate 24 pages of a story in Photoshop before the 19th for my English class =/
If you're wondering where I've been today, I have to illustrate 24 pages of a story in Photoshop before the 19th for my English class =/
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redbluegreen
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I saw something like that on your Facebook.
-snuggles-
That's a fucking lot though.
At least you didn't kick your future beloved in the face, eh?
-snuggles-
That's a fucking lot though.
At least you didn't kick your future beloved in the face, eh?
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allmidnighteyes
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Not yet...
It'll be like Ryu doing one of his mid-air kicks in Street Fighter.
It'll be like Ryu doing one of his mid-air kicks in Street Fighter.
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Sweny
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If your gonna kick someone do it well,like a nice roundhouse kick to the jaw will do next time
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noshitsherlock
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HAHAHAH more like fuck HER life!
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Emperor_Jim
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Everybody was kung-fu fighting...
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TheLetterZero
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HA!
You're supposed to HIT on girls, not KICK on them.
Sheesh.