By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I pass some kids playing soccer. One of them kicks the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily I catch the ball. Then I drop kick the ball, intending to say "go get it." Instead it ricochets of a nearby tree and hits my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 857
You deserved it 47 188

Same thing different taste

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Good of you to show them how it's done.

iBad 0

u should have walked away with the ball


...nice. Those kids sound like pricks though. Maybe those reflexes could earn you the position of their goalie?

metamorphmagus 0

YDI for trying to teach them a lesson the wrong way. I'd suggest returning the ball politely and then either call their parents or just bust the shit out of them.

And get sent to jail for child abuse? I think not. I think what he did was the best way to teach them. Or he could kick it back at the person who kicked it at him. Hard.

Haha. You don't think that'd raise some eyebrows?

ReasonsToFly 0

You could throw one of your foot at one of them in the balls and say "Oops, I slipped." No jail time, all good.

Watch where you're aiming next time man. I would of kick it straight back at them if they weren't little kids. See how they like a face full of soccer ball lol

thats an interesting analogy.. ricochets of a tree, i don't get it

STVader 0

its not an analogy. It means it hit a tree and bounced back at him. That's what "ricochet" means.

im totally missing where you see an analogy...

diemoelol 0

He's being a smart ass because the OP left an F off in the word "off."

shewasalmost18 0

today i kicked a ball at some guy. he tried to kick it far away, but he hit a tree and ended up crying on the ground. mylifeisaverage

Yeah, next time, don't be a dick. Just give the kids their ball back.

ReconExpert 0

So your saying just keep walking after a ball almost nails you in the head, and do nothing back? Screw that!

Kathykir 0

I like that shit I wouldn't be able to put up with it

Well done. Those kids are stupid for being so obvious though. Sometimes before games my friens and I try to peg people walking behind the net. Kind of entertaining.

Themaineaddict 0

Hahahahaha me and my friends do that at lacrosse! We intentionly miss the ball so it will hit people walking by on the feet. It gets them so mad

Orchid_fml 2

you don't deserve to play lacrosse .

Yea. Because if a ball is kicked hard there's no way it can be caught... /sarcasm And how did he act immature? I bet just about anyone would do the same thing. I know I would.

w0nderingman 0

those are kids kicking the ball as hard as they can. not league players. so yes, that ball can be caught.