Angry Bird
By TetrisMaster - 24/11/2013 12:30 - Australia
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It happens. That game gets intense, especially if you **** up a few lines.
Tetris is way better than sex
What?? I dunno what kind of sex you have...
I have cat sex... Can't you see i'm a cat
damn, cat sex must suck! I heard one that there's actually backwards spikes on the cat's penis to remove others' semen... and that it probably hurts like hell.
#49 I don't know whether to dislike for making me cringe or thumbs up for the new information.
That made me cringe so hard.
#49, they're called penile spines and yes, they do clear the ****** of semen left by previous mating, but also upon removal of the penis the action of the spines raking the inside of the ****** is thought to trigger ovulation in the female cat. That's why you'll hear a female cat yowling when the mating is finished. Thank **** that gene disappeared in humans otherwise there'd be nothing a man could do to get me into bed!
intense.
Is that because you're partner sucks or because you get really excited playing tetris?
Let's think
well op can do both at the same time
It's probably OP and his/her partner. If OP was moving enough his/her heart rate would naturally increase. I say YDI for not being as passionate about your partner as your game, OP. And F his/her life.
#44 - that or http://xkcd.com/1238/
Brentalfloss had a great music video about Tetris and the female variety. Everyone needs to YouTube it, NOW!
Tetris is much better than sex, I mean think about it, do OCD people hat sex?
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#55 - I believe #3 made a pun.
A misspelled pun. But it was a pun.
I have to say OP, you really need to find another guy. I've heard too many girls complain about their sex lives yet still want to be with the person. Look, love is king, but if you're not going to tell the guy that the sex is boring yet still complain, do something about it.
It's just a chance to rant, and a majority of the "sex sucks" FMLs are women. My opinion is that too many guys are too focused on themselves than the girl they're with. A guy should never get off before a woman.
"Ladies First" is always good advice.
Exactly. Romance should be prime. Intimacy and passion should still be a thing. I hate people who only do it just to feel good. There's no meaning if you can't reminisce. Just my thought.
Personally, I have sex because it does feel good. It brings the animalistic nature out of me. Now I'm not saying I bang just because of that, that's not true at all. It's a connection between the partners that brings that joy out, but, it's also sex. Sex feels good. If it didn't feel so god damn good I wouldn't be doing it. When you have such a deep connection with a specific person, it shouldn't matter if the bed play is amazing or not, you can always work on that. You shouldn't toss someone just because they can't get you off. My girl ***** my brains out and I love every minute of it. That doesn't mean I'd just get rid of her if she wasn't good in bed. That's incredible selfish and vain.
You do realize that many women are unsatisfied in bed because they don't tell their partners what they want, right? I know not all situations are the same, but maybe if people put half of the effort in communication that they do faking orgasms, you wouldn't have that many fmls concerning bad sex experiences. Just saying.
Time for some heated games! Besides tetris... And with your partner.
Tetris is hardcore shit yo
You might need to spice up your sex life a little more.
Maybe you would be less intense at Tetris if you had sex while playing Tetris. I think. A new high score is in sight!
Maybe you can play with her sometime?
Some men aren't blessed. Teach him something new, spice up the sex, or maybe get him some natural male enhancement. There are ways around this besides complaining.
Tetris can get pretty intense, OP.
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It happens. That game gets intense, especially if you **** up a few lines.
Is that because you're partner sucks or because you get really excited playing tetris?