Health: Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen...

By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 18:31 - France

Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Not a maid - 14/07/2023 06:00

Today, my boyfriend was serving dinner, and decided to circle the table with my son's plate while making UFO noises. My son grabbed at the plate and spilled it, making a huge mess. They both decided that I should clean it up. FML

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By megomania - 02/05/2011 13:51 - United States

Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

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By gena - 30/03/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend made a mess eating spaghetti. Yes, he is older than 5. FML

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By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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By Myboyfriendisaromanticslob - 10/03/2011 05:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML

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By OhMeGerd - 05/10/2012 14:56 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Halstead

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By Damnsoup - 03/07/2009 00:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML

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Kiki242 19

Monday 25 November 2013 2:18

That admiration turned to horror.

starcable 9

Monday 25 November 2013 2:19

five second rule. it's still good

Comments

Mightytall 35

Monday 25 November 2013 7:44

5 Second Rule!

Girlie7 11

Monday 25 November 2013 7:46

maybe he just plans on making you cook dinner from then onwards.....I say mission accomplished...

carolhannah 7

Monday 25 November 2013 7:48

When's the last time you cleaned the floors?

pandarammer 7

Monday 25 November 2013 8:52

So that's the famous secret ingredient he's always talking about...

jjacci 12

Monday 25 November 2013 9:07

If I saw my partner do that I would have a stroke.

Mirakledba 10

Monday 25 November 2013 9:33

5 second rule so its okay plus be happy he made you something when you should be making him sandwiches :P

EmmaMK 35

Monday 25 November 2013 12:02

Your boyfriend made dinner, be grateful, even if he did drop it. Buy him some pasta bowls and give him a knowing wink.

crazydave1998 6

Monday 25 November 2013 14:39

it'll be ok..don't waste food, some people don't have any

MegaError101 10

Monday 25 November 2013 16:07

Arms weak, knees are heavy. Vomit on my sweater already, moms spaghetti

sanecatlady 13

Monday 25 November 2013 16:21

I can't believe so many people think this is okay. I'm terrified of food poisoning and would rather "waste" food that's come in contact with who knows what kind of germs than eat it and get sick. And saying the floor must be sanitary just because it looks clean is like saying the same thing about the water in your toilet.