Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was serving dinner, and decided to circle the table with my son's plate while making UFO noises. My son grabbed at the plate and spilled it, making a huge mess. They both decided that I should clean it up. FML
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
Today, my boyfriend made a mess eating spaghetti. Yes, he is older than 5. FML
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML
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Top comments
Kiki242 19
That admiration turned to horror.
starcable 9
five second rule. it's still good
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Comments (85)
Axel5238 29
That's pretty gross. If he thinks that's ok chances are he has other really bad hygiene habits. Eating that food could have made you very sick. Some people are just clueless about food safety and how sick it could make them or possible kill someone.
lysx84 24
I'm pretty sure that if op has deadly pathogens in quantities large enough to kill just wandering around her kitchen then a bit of spaghetti is the least of her problems.
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
Please tell me you called him out.
tehdarkness 21
Was that his plate??
worldclassrager 41
Keep an eye on that one and make sure he gets the one he dropped...
The_Paladin 16
It's ok. that can be his plate.
alria_storm 11
I guess he goes by the 5 second rule?
Kaylywa72 4
oh! how delicious xD
carelessxdanger 9
i wouldnt eat anything he cooks from this point forward lol
reymon8823 24
30 second rule
Gittoh 21
is his name Joey?