By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 01:16 - United States
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First catch the chickens from the coop, then make them into soup. Walk carefully up the stairs, but watch out for chairs ! Be cautious not to fall and spill it all over your mate or she fill be full of anger and hate! If you happen to spill, when she is Ill, head to the mall and buy her it ALL!
I would say "It's the thought that counts," but I've had soup spilled on me, and it hurts like hell.