Knees weak arms are heavy scooped up off the floor already, your spaghetti.

Knees weak arms are heavy , scooped up from the floor already it's your spaghetti.

Maybe he was gonna eat the dropped spaghetti and give you the good parts?

Here's hoping he cleaned it off before serving it; put the pasta in a colander and rinse it. At least it's better than what my boyfriend did in the kitchen; he had a nasty habit of spitting in the kitchen sink when he was sick and forgetting to rinse it after the fact. Now we know who does the cleaning and cooking. I have to admit, though: he certainly knows how to take advantage of my OCD.

He's probably try to make you understand why women should be in the kitchen.

Hahaha. Typical guys xD

Eewwwwwwww

OH GOD SPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE. Did he drop it from a plate or from his pockets?

And the Flying Spaghetti Monster strikes again...

If it's on the floor, you want it more!;)