Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was serving dinner, and decided to circle the table with my son's plate while making UFO noises. My son grabbed at the plate and spilled it, making a huge mess. They both decided that I should clean it up. FML
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
Today, my boyfriend made a mess eating spaghetti. Yes, he is older than 5. FML
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML
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Top comments
Kiki242 19
That admiration turned to horror.
starcable 9
five second rule. it's still good
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Comments (85)
pandaorwhatever 5
Knees weak arms are heavy scooped up off the floor already, your spaghetti.
pandaorwhatever 5
Knees weak arms are heavy , scooped up from the floor already it's your spaghetti.
kathsizzle 7
Maybe he was gonna eat the dropped spaghetti and give you the good parts?
amisenho 11
Here's hoping he cleaned it off before serving it; put the pasta in a colander and rinse it. At least it's better than what my boyfriend did in the kitchen; he had a nasty habit of spitting in the kitchen sink when he was sick and forgetting to rinse it after the fact. Now we know who does the cleaning and cooking. I have to admit, though: he certainly knows how to take advantage of my OCD.
RedPillSucks 33
He's probably try to make you understand why women should be in the kitchen.
alldaygamer99 5
Hahaha. Typical guys xD
Jennaflamingo 14
Eewwwwwwww
venomlash 9
OH GOD SPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE. Did he drop it from a plate or from his pockets?
padlockd 9
And the Flying Spaghetti Monster strikes again...
SikkiNikki 8
If it's on the floor, you want it more!;)