Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
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amirn86 0
Wait... did he pull you over by chance or was it that he told you he was going to? And you are a total douchebag if you were driving with a .15 and you deserve to go to jail. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE PERIOD
MegNZee21 0
I think it's pathetic you chose to drive drunk.
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Comments (213)
CPTobvious_fml 0
Awww the excuse "My daddy is a police officer... I don't have to worry about getting arrested for drinking and driving" didn't work? you poor poor baby. Maybe he can help next time when you run over a small child
MiSs_GeEk 0
dude you cant drink and drive and then whine about it. you got what you deserved. you could have killed someone. a kid probably. then you'd go to hell. you'd take away someones life. is it worth it? " sure i killed someone but i really felt i needed some alcohol" enjoy those drinks did ya? yr lucky you were stopped wen you were before you murdered someone. asshole. 142 my feelings exactly
xstaticdelta 6
there is a word for you and its called ASS
Turiski 0
eugh! .15! ... isn't that basically enough to kill you?
MechaMew2 0
Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.
spitball1074 2
Comment #30... wtf? You're telling people to stop being judgmental, but you're being judgmental by assuming that everyone has drunk and driven (is that proper grammar?) before. And if you do that, then you should just go kill yourself. People that drink and drive kill innocent people as well as putting themselves and their passengers at risk. It's not even funny.
youtome902 0
my friend just passed away a couple weeks ago from a drunk driver. think what you could have done.
Vanity7Sins 0
You totally deserved it - I've gotten a DUI before and I think I deserved it too. Don't drive drunk!!! Hopefully you live in a state that requires DUI classes - you might learn something! There was a speaker in my class who was a .1 she got in an accident and killed her fiance the day before the wedding. Financially she's still paying for it... the emotional damage is forever.
Vanity7Sins 0
anyone who's wondering (including #33)... "Unless a person has developed a high tolerance for alcohol, a BAC rating of 0.20% represents very serious intoxication (most first-time drinkers would be unconscious by about 0.15%), and 0.35%–0.40% represents potentially fatal alcohol poisoning.[1] 0.40% is the accepted LD50, the dose that is lethal for 50% of adult humans.[2] There have been cases of people remaining conscious at BACs above 0.40%.[3]" I live in California where the "legal limit" is .08 - UNLESS you get in an accident, if so you're COMPLETELY liable. CA is actually ZERO tolerance.
LeCorsaire_fml 0
ur dad is stupid too