Transportation: Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer....

By Jesse - 20/03/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

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By schoolgrlstaci - 07/04/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML

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By savanna(: - 12/02/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 12:28 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By PC Jones - 20/09/2011 14:56 - Australia

Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML

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By Jesse - 01/08/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML

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By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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By jojo - 06/05/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

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amirn86 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:03

Wait... did he pull you over by chance or was it that he told you he was going to? And you are a total douchebag if you were driving with a .15 and you deserve to go to jail. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE PERIOD

MegNZee21 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:03

I think it's pathetic you chose to drive drunk.

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Emmisary123 1

Wednesday 24 November 2010 6:00

fake

Olay_JnAY 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 6:39

your dad should have beaten your ass..... while having the rookie record it then put it on youtube .

mtpadgett10 1

Wednesday 12 January 2011 23:53

you shoulve ended up in a ditch you wouldve deserved that. there is NO reason to ever drink and drive. idc what happens to you but it's others I'm worried about others

leakyman 4

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:26

so are you writing this in jail

ihu 0

Friday 8 July 2011 22:35

u idiot do u know how serious that is YDI 100%

bullrider92 19

Saturday 27 August 2011 18:56

Stupid ass.NEVER drink and drive.YDI big time.

pexy_fml 16

Friday 27 April 2012 21:30

Is he like serious -_-

sarah2144 14

Thursday 7 June 2012 1:45

Wow, seriously? .15 isn't even buzzed or anything. If your BAL is .15, you're drunk. Good job for trying to drive like that, idiot.

classicnathan 8

Monday 21 January 2013 19:28

Daddy done messed up haha

sulitak 27

Wednesday 27 March 2013 12:11

HOW THE HELL DID 27.5K people think this is FML? no. the idiot was piss drunk and shouldn't have been driving. they're lucky they didn't crash and die or kill others