By PC Jones - 20/09/2011 14:56 - Australia

Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
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heylesha 8

thats actually kinda funny!

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Did you arrest him ?

flockz 19

did you join him?

LiveLaughFML 10

what would mother say? tsk, tsk, shame.

MagicGiraffe 12

Ya there was 69 YDIs when I looked at this...;D

Fuck the police!

RedSharpieInk 5

You dad pees on cars? Shame..

monkeys1315 0

Maybe he was just testing you.

vibeplayer1112 0

This. Is. An over used FML.

GuitarFail123 9

What a family reunion for you two maybe when he gets out of jail you guys can catch a baseball game like old times

heylesha 8

thats actually kinda funny!

I wouldn't have a problem arresting my Pa in this situation. It sounds like fun

frankq555 3

It better then unknown ppl

ikickgingers 15

Your dad can come tailgating with me any day.

808Boyo 4

If your **** are as big as the ones in your picture, I'll tailgate with you anytime ;)

Get a life 47, or do the world a favor and strangle yourself until you're too retarded to breed.

You do know that that's a fake picture and it's only a big man in the basement with mustard on his lips. Or so that's what stereotypes lead me to believe.

ikickgingers 15

48 - ??

I guess you were annoying her too much before or you just aren't good so she doesn't like it... If a guy can't please a woman she surely won't have sex.

wrong fml?...

Where in this FML does it mention a woman and sex?

mistersheezy 7

I bet you were pissed off. Unlike the cars.

Yah! The cars where pissed up! Wait...

KiddNYC1O 20

Bravo.

Pissed on, you assclown.

Art thou frustrated sibling?

skata 4

67- wtf is an assclown

67- OHHHH! I get it now, sorry.

JustinThunder 8

At least your dad knows how to party.

ooops I missclicked FML XD sry!

Sounds like a swell first day on the job.

My comment was about something someone else said above. This is the edit. FML, your coding on this site is horrid.

I would Laugh my ******* ass off ahahaha

Okay tell the guys you'll take care of it. Then go by yourself, tackle him, and cuff his hands. Then, drive around the block a few times until he sobers up, and say you won't charge him if he gives you 100 dollars.

I need to be a police man!

14 except by taking $100 op would be charging him.

marpay 11

And you know taking $100 would be taking a bribe and rune his credibility, plus probably lose him his job.