Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
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heylesha
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thats actually kinda funny!
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StarWolf111
| 21
Oh god.
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StarWolf111
| 21
Oh god.
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Shy_Anne
| 10
Did you arrest him ?
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flockz
| 19
did you join him?
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LiveLaughFML
| 10
what would mother say? tsk, tsk, shame.
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MagicGiraffe
| 12
Ya there was 69 YDIs when I looked at this...;D
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Twisted_Reality
| 5
Fuck the police!
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RedSharpieInk
| 5
You dad pees on cars? Shame..
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monkeys1315
| 0
Maybe he was just testing you.
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vibeplayer1112
| 0
This. Is. An over used FML.
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GuitarFail123
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Iheartfunny
| 1
What a family reunion for you two maybe when he gets out of jail you guys can catch a baseball game like old times
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heylesha
| 8
thats actually kinda funny!
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Matt_Lord_Of_The
| 3
I wouldn't have a problem arresting my Pa in this situation. It sounds like fun
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frankq555
| 3
It better then unknown ppl
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ikickgingers
| 15
Your dad can come tailgating with me any day.
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808Boyo
| 4
If your tits are as big as the ones in your picture, I'll tailgate with you anytime ;)
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
Get a life 47, or do the world a favor and strangle yourself until you're too retarded to breed.
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divadro102
| 16
You do know that that's a fake picture and it's only a big man in the basement with mustard on his lips. Or so that's what stereotypes lead me to believe.
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ikickgingers
| 15
48 - ??
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withered
| 30
I guess you were annoying her too much before or you just aren't good so she doesn't like it... If a guy can't please a woman she surely won't have sex.
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ugliness
| 6
wrong fml?...
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RLG
| 7
Where in this FML does it mention a woman and sex?
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mistersheezy
| 7
I bet you were pissed off. Unlike the cars.
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Yah! The cars where pissed up!
Wait...
Wait...
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Bravo.
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lobum
| 12
Pissed on, you assclown.
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Olivxr
| 5
Art thou frustrated sibling?
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skata
| 4
67- wtf is an assclown
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
67- OHHHH! I get it now, sorry.
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JustinThunder
| 8
At least your dad knows how to party.
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withered
| 30
ooops I missclicked FML XD sry!
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aKaClickZ
| 4
Sounds like a swell first day on the job.
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katt_is_here
| 24
My comment was about something someone else said above. This is the edit. FML, your coding on this site is horrid.
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TzzaNL
| 8
I would Laugh my fucking ass off ahahaha
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FU2causeUFML
| 2
Okay tell the guys you'll take care of it. Then go by yourself, tackle him, and cuff his hands. Then, drive around the block a few times until he sobers up, and say you won't charge him if he gives you 100 dollars.
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Somoajoe11
| 2
I need to be a police man!
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white16sox
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14 except by taking $100 op would be charging him.
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marpay
| 11
And you know taking $100 would be taking a bribe and rune his credibility, plus probably lose him his job.