By PC Jones - 20/09/2011 14:56 - Australia

Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
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heylesha 8
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thats actually kinda funny!

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Shy_Anne 10
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Did you arrest him ?

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flockz 19
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did you join him?

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LiveLaughFML 10
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what would mother say? tsk, tsk, shame.

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MagicGiraffe 12
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Ya there was 69 YDIs when I looked at this...;D

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Twisted_Reality 5
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Fuck the police!

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RedSharpieInk 5
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You dad pees on cars? Shame..

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monkeys1315 0
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Maybe he was just testing you.

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vibeplayer1112 0
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This. Is. An over used FML.

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Iheartfunny 1
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What a family reunion for you two maybe when he gets out of jail you guys can catch a baseball game like old times

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heylesha 8
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thats actually kinda funny!

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Matt_Lord_Of_The 3
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I wouldn't have a problem arresting my Pa in this situation. It sounds like fun

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frankq555 3
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It better then unknown ppl

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ikickgingers 15
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Your dad can come tailgating with me any day.

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808Boyo 4
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If your tits are as big as the ones in your picture, I'll tailgate with you anytime ;)

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CryMoreFMLs 14
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Get a life 47, or do the world a favor and strangle yourself until you're too retarded to breed.

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divadro102 16
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You do know that that's a fake picture and it's only a big man in the basement with mustard on his lips. Or so that's what stereotypes lead me to believe.

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withered 30
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I guess you were annoying her too much before or you just aren't good so she doesn't like it... If a guy can't please a woman she surely won't have sex.

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ugliness 6
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wrong fml?...

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RLG 7
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Where in this FML does it mention a woman and sex?

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mistersheezy 7
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I bet you were pissed off. Unlike the cars.

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StoryOfTheYear 13
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Yah! The cars where pissed up! Wait...

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lobum 12
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Pissed on, you assclown.

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Olivxr 5
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Art thou frustrated sibling?

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skata 4
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67- wtf is an assclown

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StoryOfTheYear 13
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67- OHHHH! I get it now, sorry.

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JustinThunder 8
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At least your dad knows how to party.

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withered 30
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ooops I missclicked FML XD sry!

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aKaClickZ 4
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Sounds like a swell first day on the job.

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katt_is_here 24
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My comment was about something someone else said above. This is the edit. FML, your coding on this site is horrid.

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TzzaNL 8
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I would Laugh my fucking ass off ahahaha

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FU2causeUFML 2
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Okay tell the guys you'll take care of it. Then go by yourself, tackle him, and cuff his hands. Then, drive around the block a few times until he sobers up, and say you won't charge him if he gives you 100 dollars.

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Somoajoe11 2
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I need to be a police man!

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white16sox 19
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14 except by taking $100 op would be charging him.

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marpay 11
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And you know taking $100 would be taking a bribe and rune his credibility, plus probably lose him his job.

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