Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
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Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
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amirn86 0
Wait... did he pull you over by chance or was it that he told you he was going to? And you are a total douchebag if you were driving with a .15 and you deserve to go to jail. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE PERIOD
MegNZee21 0
I think it's pathetic you chose to drive drunk.
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Comments (213)
kisekileia 0
#43 means that the limit for new drivers was changed from 0.05 to 0.02. To give people a benchmark, one drink gets a big guy to 0.02 or a really tiny girl to 0.05. I've known a few decent, normal people who've driven drunk once, realized it was a ******* stupid thing to do, and never done it again. I can deal with that. But people who gripe about being pulled over with a BAC of 0.15? That's not cool, because driving drunk (especially hammered like that) is really dangerous.
Leilaaa_fml 0
...I really hope you weren't looking for sympathy when you decided to post this cause I sure as hell have no remorse for you. My dad would've done the same sh*t to me, but unlike you, I have more sense than to get behind the wheel drunk. A really close friend of mine lost her life cause of an asshole like you...
valuemeal2 1
Serves you right for drinking and driving.
melschlenz24 0
I posted a story on FML about something stupid and did and got caught and now everyone hates me.
melange_fml 0
Its your fault for driving under the influence.
fatass123 0
You are a dumbass, and you deserve every bit of that. If you are inconsiderate and stupid enough to drive THAT drunk, you deserve more than that- you deserve to die. Because sooner or later, you will kill somebody.
Dporter 0
Holy shit, 1.5? You deserve whatever you get, and then some.
nastynate 0
Dipshit
SPcamert 0
If I could click the "You Deserved That One" button multiple times I would NEVER STOP CLICKING IT. DRUNK DRIVING IS THE MOST STUPID THING YOU CAN DO BECAUSE IT'S NOT ONLY DANGEROUS, IT'S CONSENSUAL. IDIOT!
ravioli221 0
FML?? You don't deserve a life you tool, I just hope that if you ever die while DUIing that you don't take anyone out with you.