By geeshock1987 - 15/04/2013 05:58 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I just remembered that I changed my Gmail display name to "Rice Ball" out of privacy-paranoia a while back. I've been using this same email to apply to several professional jobs. FML
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Hope you get a job soon, Mr. Ball

Apply for a rice factory

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Hope you get a job soon, Mr. Ball

Damian95 16

Simply redo the email and send those companies the new information. Problem solved. Or continue to be known as a tasty oriental cuisine. Both have advantages.

Could be worse! Could be blue balls ;)

itsthatguyagain 5

Mr. Rice ball can you make the interview for 2 o'clock?

Apply for a rice factory

Then he'll end up getting packaged and shipped away!

SystemofaBlink41 27

Or worse! Expelled!

Mr. Balls ... Come in Mr. balls I want to hire you to blow up sports equipment OR work in the ball pit at a play place...

mpj13 8

Apply somewhere in china town then.

NickaPLZ 26

Internet paranoia at its finest.

U shudve tried Mike Hunt or Jacques Strap or Seymour Butz

perdix 29

Or Phil McCracken. (I like that one because it sounds like a real name, like Mike Hunt. I don't know to many guys named Hugh and I've never heard of the last name Jass.)

Hugh Laurie (a.k.a. House?!), Hugh Grant (idiot), Hugh Heffner (pimp), Hugh F-W (English chef), Hugh Wantmetocontinue? (a pun). Also, I said Janus, not Jass :p

perdix 29

#33, the Hughs are all Brits or really ancient men. I like the name Hugh Jass, and Hugh G. Rection, but those are quite contrived. In the US, it's going to be tricky to get anyone to fall for one of the Hugh-based fake names.

monnanon 13

hugh heffner is not a brit last time i checked.

perdix 29

#47, yes, Hugh Hefner goes into the "really ancient men" category. Please read my comments carefully before busting my hump. Noor already busted me today on a your/you're fuck-up. I do care about comment quality.

I think Heffner has 2 f's. I think.

zilla52 12

good luck with that

NickaPLZ 26

Agreed.

perdix 29

Just say your a big fan of Rice University collegiate baseball. We have a very good team and often go to the College World Series. Go Owls!! If that fails, you will be rejected for your anti-Asian racism.

perdix 29

#13, aw, too late. Hey, I just got my engineering degree from there, so they can't expect too much from my grammar ;)

Sir_ND_Pity 35

16 - I'm an engeneer :-) Enginere* Engenere* I'm good with math* ;-)

perdix 29

#37, "Four years ago, I couldn't spell engineer. Now, I are one!"

37- you're Ellen DeGeneres?!