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Simply redo the email and send those companies the new information. Problem solved. Or continue to be known as a tasty oriental cuisine. Both have advantages.

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Mr. Balls ... Come in Mr. balls I want to hire you to blow up sports equipment OR work in the ball pit at a play place...

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Or Phil McCracken. (I like that one because it sounds like a real name, like Mike Hunt. I don't know to many guys named Hugh and I've never heard of the last name Jass.)

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Hugh Laurie (a.k.a. House?!), Hugh Grant (idiot), Hugh Heffner (pimp), Hugh F-W (English chef), Hugh Wantmetocontinue? (a pun). Also, I said Janus, not Jass :p

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#33, the Hughs are all Brits or really ancient men. I like the name Hugh Jass, and Hugh G. Rection, but those are quite contrived. In the US, it's going to be tricky to get anyone to fall for one of the Hugh-based fake names.

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#47, yes, Hugh Hefner goes into the "really ancient men" category. Please read my comments carefully before busting my hump. Noor already busted me today on a your/you're fuck-up. I do care about comment quality.

Just say your a big fan of Rice University collegiate baseball. We have a very good team and often go to the College World Series. Go Owls!! If that fails, you will be rejected for your anti-Asian racism.

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#13, aw, too late. Hey, I just got my engineering degree from there, so they can't expect too much from my grammar ;)

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