The good news is that you can fart all you want and no one can tell.

Holding farts in is a real pain in the ass.

I'm waiting on the "shitty situation" puns.

Sounds like a shitty-
*FML's hired ninjas assassinate me

Apparently nobody likes them, yet they persist like in-laws who have well overstayed their welcome.

FART UP THAT LOUD
ANOTHER ROUND OF SHARTS
TURNIP DOWN FOR WHAT

stop

If it makes you feel too green maybe they will send you home early, but I wouldn't hold my breath....

Oh I would be. Holding my breath that is

I'm wondering how you know what a giant turnip green fart smells like.

I hope the plumbers turnip soon!

Better that than a dead body. On a side note, I'm imagining that's how you think turnips would smell if they could fart.

Whats up with the negative votes. First time ever on FML

I had to deal with that scent a couple of times at my last job. And the smell of pee. Thanks, homeless people that came through to panhandle!

Wait how is a fart green? Wat

I think it means a fart that comes from someone who's recently eaten turnip greens. Not the smell produced by a turnip green farting.

I was wondering how a fart could be green AND like a turnip. So today I learned something new. turnip greens are a thing. a food thing. I guess they are the turnip tops maybe? idk.

Synesthesia is a beautiful thing.

Rape greens are just called 'greens' and purchased as turnip greens in the grocery stores. At least in parts of Canada I've lived in.

I'm spooked but I don't care so have a great Halloween and a great life

Thank you so much for giving me a context to understand what the heck OP was talking about.