Today, my office smells like a giant turnip green fart because of a sewage leak. FML
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iLoveCars
| 18
Wait how is a fart green? Wat
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GrannisGoddess26
| 5
Just wondering, how do you know what a turnip green fart smells like
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RichardPencil
| 29
The good news is that you can fart all you want and no one can tell.
Holding farts in is a real pain in the ass.
Holding farts in is a real pain in the ass.
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elainebarish
| 8
I'm waiting on the "shitty situation" puns.
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BanjoCheeseGuy
| 26
Sounds like a shitty-
*FML's hired ninjas assassinate me
*FML's hired ninjas assassinate me
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JEHR
| 13
Apparently nobody likes them, yet they persist like in-laws who have well overstayed their welcome.
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coolmike699
| 26
FART UP THAT LOUD
ANOTHER ROUND OF SHARTS
TURNIP DOWN FOR WHAT
ANOTHER ROUND OF SHARTS
TURNIP DOWN FOR WHAT
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dietcoke09
| 25
stop
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trucker2
| 33
If it makes you feel too green maybe they will send you home early, but I wouldn't hold my breath....
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pandor_fml
| 24
Oh I would be. Holding my breath that is
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Lalala579121
| 27
I'm wondering how you know what a giant turnip green fart smells like.
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RichardPencil
| 29
I hope the plumbers turnip soon!
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almost_there44
| 26
Better that than a dead body. On a side note, I'm imagining that's how you think turnips would smell if they could fart.
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zainman13
| 26
Whats up with the negative votes. First time ever on FML
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mariri9206
| 32
I had to deal with that scent a couple of times at my last job. And the smell of pee. Thanks, homeless people that came through to panhandle!
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iLoveCars
| 18
Wait how is a fart green? Wat
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sungrays
| 16
I think it means a fart that comes from someone who's recently eaten turnip greens. Not the smell produced by a turnip green farting.
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cootiequeen4444
| 11
I was wondering how a fart could be green AND like a turnip. So today I learned something new. turnip greens are a thing. a food thing. I guess they are the turnip tops maybe? idk.
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rustycage92
| 23
Synesthesia is a beautiful thing.
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Zebediabolical
| 37
Rape greens are just called 'greens' and purchased as turnip greens in the grocery stores. At least in parts of Canada I've lived in.
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iLoveCars
| 18
I'm spooked but I don't care so have a great Halloween and a great life
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DataWog
| 29
Thank you so much for giving me a context to understand what the heck OP was talking about.