Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
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amirn86 0
Wait... did he pull you over by chance or was it that he told you he was going to? And you are a total douchebag if you were driving with a .15 and you deserve to go to jail. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE PERIOD
MegNZee21 0
I think it's pathetic you chose to drive drunk.
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Comments (213)
superson_fml 0
you should've hid a penny under your tongue. it screws up the breathalyzer.
louyfi85 0
You are the ultimate douchebag. I hope you stay in jail for a long time.
xilyhir 0
good. you got what you deserved. you should be THANKFUL that your dad pulled you over before you did something you couldnt take back.
blushinFML 0
While I agree that drunk driving is beyond idiotic, the statistics that people like MADD and the federal government shove down our throats are basically everything but a lie. *According to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA), "A motor vehicle crash is considered to be alcohol-related if at least one driver or non-occupant (such as a pedestrian or pedalcyclist) involved in the crash is determined to have had a blood alcohol concentration (BAC) of .01 gram per deciliter (g/dL) or higher. Thus, any fatality that occurs in an alcohol-related crash is considered an alcohol-related fatality. The term 'alcohol-related' does not indicate that a crash or fatality was caused by the presence of alcohol." http://www.alcoholalert.com/drunk-driving-statistics.html ...just saying, take these with a grain of salt. and to the OP, FYL that you're that stupid.
mattmag 0
Moron. Enjoy your DUI and arrest record for the next 80 years.
commonsense 0
ydi dont drink and drive, you really should plan ahead. be glad its only a ticket and not a TA
ned_schneebley 0
drunk driving IS fun, but isnt very smart you kinda deserved that one.
whitegold 0
more like FHL, hes the one who has to live with the embarrassment of having a son that is a complete idiot.
babydoll86_fml 0
#115 You're right that the stats don't necessarily mean that the accidents were *caused* by alcohol. But I'd be willing to bet that alcohol played a role in almost all of those accidents. Even small amounts of alcohol will impair someone's brain function, whether the person is a driver or pedestrian. OP, you're a massive douche. And all the people saying drink driving is no big deal and normal, you're massive douches too. Nothing wrong with enjoying a drink or two, or even getting absolutely wasted. It's your body, you can do what you want with it. But you DON'T have the right to put anyone else at risk. Drink driving kills, and you're a selfish, stupid arse if you do it.
NatsaPanda 0
Drinking and driving. NOT COOL.