FML : Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad. I decided to speed to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming...

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Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad. I decided to speed to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jojo - / Wednesday 6 May 2009 19:11 / United States

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By theluckygirl28 | 7

#174959 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 11:09

That's messed up... But YDI for being stupid enough to mot piss before leaving wherever you were... Or even pulling over to a gas station...

By Luckster | 0

#174948 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 11:07

This is why you use the restroom before you leave places.

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By uw82 | 0

#174929 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 11:01

that sucks.

By Kamazar | 0

#174938 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 11:05

Oh happy day, oh happy day!

By BannedDistress78 | 0

#174944 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 11:07

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA SUCKER

By Kenji_fml | 0

#174946 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 11:06

Aww that sucks really hard

By cristy91 | 33

#174947 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 11:07

That truly does suck my friend. I feel for you.

By Luckster | 0

#174948 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 11:07

This is why you use the restroom before you leave places.

By Francis_fml | 0

#174952 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 11:07

hahahah that's why you go before you leave the house..or wherever you were leaving from.. lol

By CheezerX | 0

#174956 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 11:08

wow that freaken sux

By theluckygirl28 | 7

#174959 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 11:09

That's messed up... But YDI for being stupid enough to mot piss before leaving wherever you were... Or even pulling over to a gas station...

random_man1999 | 11

#6331459 - Thursday 25 June 2015 06:11

They deserve it for breaking the law

By aquariusbeauty | 0

#174961 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 11:10

how embarrassing. I know how that feels.

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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