By jojo - 06/05/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad. I decided to speed to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
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theluckygirl28 8
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That's messed up... But YDI for being stupid enough to mot piss before leaving wherever you were... Or even pulling over to a gas station...

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Luckster 0
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This is why you use the restroom before you leave places.

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uw82 0
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that sucks.

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Kamazar 0
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Oh happy day, oh happy day!

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BannedDistress78 0
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HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA SUCKER

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Kenji_fml 0
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Aww that sucks really hard

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cristy91 33
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That truly does suck my friend. I feel for you.

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Luckster 0
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This is why you use the restroom before you leave places.

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Francis_fml 0
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hahahah that's why you go before you leave the house..or wherever you were leaving from.. lol

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CheezerX 0
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wow that freaken sux

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theluckygirl28 8
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That's messed up... But YDI for being stupid enough to mot piss before leaving wherever you were... Or even pulling over to a gas station...

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random_man1999 11
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They deserve it for breaking the law

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aquariusbeauty 0

how embarrassing. I know how that feels.

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