By Thomas - United States
  Today, I was on my way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he had an erection and started to giggle. It was a 2 hour flight. FML
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  KingDingALing  |  9

If you're a girl, OP, then maybe you should give him a hand with his "erection" ;).

If you're a guy, jack off right next to him until he moves. Problem solved! :D


32/82: FFS, why would someone reading a Koran on an airplane be scary? Let's analyze this for a moment:

A) Very few Muslims are terrorists. B) Reading the Koran is not necessarily evidence that someone is Muslim, anyway; people of many religions (including atheists) read it. And the biggest, C) Would a terrorist really bring along and openly read a Koran on an airplane?! With security and traveller paranoia being the way it is now, I can't really see that happening.

Honestly, you may as well say seeing a white guy reading a Bible or driving a van is scary. Ever heard of Timothy McVeigh? -.-


134 Jane - Agreed, but one thing, I can't find a GOOD reason that an athiest would read the Qua'ran... Only for studies and/or other things. Also, why would any other religion read the holy book of some other religion?

  Cinn_fml  |  22

I doubt jeZuss would really, because he'd have had to go to the effort of downloading it as internet devices aren't allowed to be used on planes. He doesn't strike me as the type to put so much thought into something.

Ah well, OP, at least it's over now.

  tngodzilla  |  0

What everyone should have replied is why do we care? it's obvious it wasn't a super well thought out plan, but I don't think it was meant to be. It's no big deal, jeez.

  Cinn_fml  |  22

That is true, but I was referring to people who seem to be trying to correct someone by repeating what they said and therefore just making themselves look silly.

  imright24  |  0

Seriously, what does this have to do with pedophilia other than being read by some bieber loving dude that can't think of anything but molesting kids?