By anonymous - United States
  Today, while on a six hour flight, someone offered to pay me $20 to swap seats with them. It seemed like a great deal, so I immediately accepted and moved to my new seat. I didn't realize my new neighbor was an old man with a raging boner. FML
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  DudeImBetter  |  0

I'd do anything for 20 bucks but they should've thrown in a Klondike bar. Anyways I don't see anything bad with sitting next to an old man with a boner, but a raging boner fyl.

  serenader  |  2

I think you could have 'handled' the situation with a comment or two or three: "You must have had fun during your security pat down." "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me." "Excited about your trip?" Or simply, "Nice boner...congratulations...I'm wet."

But unless he was on his way to see his doctor because of an erection lasting more than four hours, you probably didn't have to stare at it the whole trip...unless you wanted to, of course.