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I'm very certain that you can file a police report for public indecency- in fact, it should have been possible to divert the flight, contact the nearest airport and have them have police waiting there, land there and have him removed from the flight for it. Bonus in that his enabling wife would have probably gotten off the plane to try to argue with management about it. I suggest asking your superiors about how to handle the situation in the future, or asking if hat is an appropriate way to handle it. Especially as the overwhelming majority of passengers on the plane would have known what he was doing, and to them it would have looked as if nothing was being done- which means they will probably never use that airline again.
The five people who downvoted this are public masturbates.
Why are you a flight attendant and your coworker is a stewardess? The wife didn’t mind because the more he jerks off, the less he’ll bother her.
Maybe OP is a man, and in the business, they don't call them "stewards?"
“Hey, we’re in an open masturbatory relationship! My husband didn’t mind when I publicly defiled myself on the bus ride with that cute driver, so why should I?”
Not the kind of beating you expect on a United flight...
I've never experienced nor witnessed such things. I fly frequently and I use United.
Pick your jargon and stick with it, dude. It's either flight attendants, or steward for men and stewardess for women. /grammarnazi I've never been on a flight where you could see the staff for more than a few seconds at a time. As far as I'm aware, on the flights I've been on, the flight attendants have their own curtained section. Surely, some further action could have been taken to make him stop, like legal charges, as someone else suggested.
Also a grammar nazi, and an English major at that. You wouldn't write an essay using the same exact term the whole time. You'd use synonyms. I see nothing wrong with OP switching up the terms. Also, that's not really a grammar thing.
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Oh the wife did mind. It's just not legal to toss your husband out an open plane window.
Stupid laws, ruining all the fun.
Masturbating on an airplane? I thought ever since 9/11 people got all sensitive and made it illegal.
I love Due Date.
Too bad nobody could "accidentally on purpose" spilled something on the guy. But people have been thrown off flights for less.
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Not the kind of beating you expect on a United flight...
Why are you a flight attendant and your coworker is a stewardess? The wife didn’t mind because the more he jerks off, the less he’ll bother her.