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  kofinater  |  3

sounds like the start of a pron

  kofinater  |  3

or its a simple typo, not a terribly large mistake. No need for the harsh words, that hurt :'(

  israelnotjacob  |  20

Uh, you should have just woke her up right when she fell over on you. If you knowingly let someone accidentally lie their head in such an inappropriate place like that then you deserve to be embarrassed. I hope she tells everyone in school what a pervert you are.

  RookiePyro  |  0

175, No guy, nor any person really, would have woken her up. "Hey I have a cute girl who just needs a place to rest her head...EXCUSE ME MISS THAT IS INCREDIBLY INAPPROPRIATE, MOVE AWAY!"

  valalvax  |  13

I feel its appropriate to shriek uncontrollably about women not knowing the exacts about male anatomy here (in response to the boner when you gotta pee thing)

  Criminalle  |  0

actualy u sorta do. mofning wood is cause when u lie sideways ur bladder puts preasure on yur prostate which makes ur body think yur prostate is full so u get an errection. once u pee u relieve the pressure....some people with large bladdders can have that happen to them even when vertical

  TheFection  |  0

Today, I was on a bus after a night of not much sleep. I must have fallen asleep on the lap of the guy I was sitting next to, because the next thing I know I'm being poked in the face by his woody. FML


#218. moving her head would've woken her up, she would most likely have seen the motherfucking boner and either got extremely embarrassed, slap him shitless or get down on him. most likely second option.

suck on that.

  alliewillie  |  22

3 are you intentionally trying to look like a cheap prostitute? if so, nice job.

to OP: sorry, that sucks, but you really should have shifted her off it if that happened.

  Skyblu10  |  10

138, are you trying to deny the fact that you also believe she looks like a cheap whore and that your trying to make yourself look better by calling out the person who told the truth in a community where no one cares? If so, good job.

  kykyshay  |  0

I actually do kinda agree... if she doesn't want to hear crap being talked about her then she should put some clothes on. but it's her choice and her pic can be whatever she wants... preferably with clothes on.

  mintcar  |  9

Woah. Haha.

I think I may have posted this in the beginning of Physics lab, i don't know. I've been so tired lately that I'm actually starting to lose my mind with no concept of time. The comments are incredibly funny though. HAHAHA.

Anyways, I have to study for my
Animal Physiology exam. While you're all worrying yourself with what I have on , I'll be too busy trying not to care. Night.

Oh and the blue phone cover case comment made me laugh. ( Could've been on another post, idk. )


  WOLFEYES72  |  2

To friggin everyone, who the heck are we to judge number 3? We don't know her so stop being hateful and ignorant, sure she could dress a little more modestly. But damn if that kind of stuff bothers you go egg some pornstars house or something, they do far worse than just show some cleavage.

  RedPillSucks  |  31

mintcar shows some mamorries and people go crazy.
Give the girl a break. She looks fine. It's the first time she's shown a pic
like that. I for one, am glad I don't have to rotate my head around to see her pic,
and she's definitely not ugly. just stop the hate.

  KMilliron  |  2

Pokemon references for the win.

If I were the innocent victim of this fml I'd use substitute and then flee...

*It is physically impossible for harden to be referred as as super effective but I lawled anyway. :D

  Naomiiiii  |  0

He said he was on a bus trip with his class, the last time I was on a bus trip with my class was when I was in high school. But I guess he could mean college..

  tygerarmy  |  35

Women do stuff like this on purpose. To avoid accidental boners I offer to
sit on my female friends laps. But when they do sit or rest on my lap I focus on other things. But some chicks have to go for
the penis, they just want to see if the guy likes them and go out of their way to touch their guy friends penis. And ladies should have a rough idea where on the body the penis is located so if they don't want to send mixed signals or have it jabbing them, they should avoid contact with the area.

  stevenJB  |  25

She probably fell asleep sitting straight up and the bus took a left turn, causing her(still asleep) to lay on him.