allenrotstein

About Allenrotstein

❒ taken ❒ single ✔ I hate everyone I'm 25, I speak 4 languages and my IQ score is 167. I hit the gym 6 days a week hard and I race Downhill bikes. I'm a movie junkie and I love long walks on the Beach. I hate drinking and smokes, so stay the hell away from me, junkies! I have a Major in Advertising and a Minor in Hacking Studies a.k.a. Computer Science. I'm Aquarius, so yeah, I'm different and way ahead of you!

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Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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By Mick - / Friday 20 February 2009 08:29 / United States

Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML

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By keenan - / Sunday 19 September 2010 23:55 / United States

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

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By OhNo / Tuesday 13 July 2010 15:02 / United Kingdom

Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML

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By fannylover - / Thursday 18 February 2010 20:12 / United States

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

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By ShiriSarah - / Thursday 20 August 2009 14:39 / United Kingdom

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