About Allenrotstein
❒ taken ❒ single ✔ I hate everyone I'm 25, I speak 4 languages and my IQ score is 167. I hit the gym 6 days a week hard and I race Downhill bikes. I'm a movie junkie and I love long walks on the Beach. I hate drinking and smokes, so stay the hell away from me, junkies! I have a Major in Advertising and a Minor in Hacking Studies a.k.a. Computer Science. I'm Aquarius, so yeah, I'm different and way ahead of you!
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By Mick - / Friday 20 February 2009 08:29 / United States
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By fannylover - / Thursday 18 February 2010 20:12 / United States

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

By ShiriSarah - / Thursday 20 August 2009 14:39 / United Kingdom