Love: Foot in mouth

Foot in mouth

By emix - 17/06/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, I was dropping my new boyfriend off at his house. I'd never been there before, so he was giving me directions as I drove. We passed a small trailer home on the right. Without thinking, I said, "I'm so glad I don't live in a house like that." My boyfriend told me to turn right. FML

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You deserved it 67 156

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By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 260

You deserved it 43 682

By Anonimo - 08/11/2012 21:22 - Italy - Monserrato

Today, after a year of living with my boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 109

You deserved it 2 625

By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 247

You deserved it 5 171

By Time for a haircut - 21/05/2013 19:05 - United States

Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 867

You deserved it 7 071

By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 032

You deserved it 3 793

By HardTimes - 02/06/2019 20:00

Today, I came home from three months off the continent. My parents drove me home, and when we drove past our house, I assumed we were going for a welcome home supper. Instead, we drove to a dilapidated trailer and my parents said, "Welcome home." We used to live in a large, beautiful two-story house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 173

You deserved it 196

By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 412

You deserved it 2 687

Lost

By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 14:22 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 670

You deserved it 39 410

Where to now?

By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 05:55 - United States

Today, I was finally leaving my hometown to live in my dream city. Everything was packed, keys were handed in, goodbyes were made. The moment my truck began pulling out to get underway, the guy I'd gotten a room from in my new city called to inform me that he'd decided to rent to someone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 751

You deserved it 2 228

By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 897

You deserved it 27 400

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 18 June 2009 9:38

If you ended up dumping him because of the house he lives in, then you're a bitch.... Not saying you are though, just making a presumption.

LysssNysss 1

Thursday 18 June 2009 9:41

It seems like every fml is the same. "Today, I said something without thinking. FML"

Comments

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 18 June 2009 9:38

If you ended up dumping him because of the house he lives in, then you're a bitch.... Not saying you are though, just making a presumption.

sum1savemeh 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 7:59

I agree #1. I mean seriously?

bobnorris 0

Monday 8 March 2010 5:18

trailers kick ass... **** YOU BITCH!!!

McMarlin 4

Thursday 25 March 2010 9:16

I think he'd be the one to dump her. OP would deserve that for being a jerk. Happens to the best of us.

outcastcutie3 0

Monday 21 June 2010 2:01

op I hope he dumps your ass. you're a bitch even if you just think that.

pohkerfayce 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 5:17

owned.

CumShott 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 3:38

you need to chill out, Shes not a bitch for not wanting to live in a trailer. **** you

baden18830 5

Monday 4 April 2011 6:52

oh come on. no one wants to live like that. she was just being honest and trying to maintain a conversation. FHL for living in a trailer

528Alice491 3

Saturday 13 October 2012 21:40

Think before you speak, and better yet, don't be a snooty twat. You get what your given and have to work up from there.

Caddy23 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 9:38

LOL the joys of speaking beore thinking.

amandam21 9

Friday 6 June 2014 13:49

Sucks for u if u break up with him, because u would just be acting shallow

LysssNysss 1

Thursday 18 June 2009 9:41

It seems like every fml is the same. "Today, I said something without thinking. FML"

4dakill 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 15:18

Bet you did not think before posting this

damnthatsuck 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 21:18

actually they probably thought that out for a while before commenting, and edited it multiple times lol

LetItRock2009 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 9:41

haha, OOPS!

tonia_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 9:41

yeaaa, you should just not talk.

rukiafujioka 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 9:43

Yeah, you were NOT thinking-poor guy.

Andy_King 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 9:55

i laughed at "poor guy" am i a bad person? i do feel sorry for him though

surreal 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 13:47

hahaha, i totally laughed at that too. oops! but personally i think it was an honest mistake. no offense but who WOULD want to live in a trailer?

hahaha6 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 14:48

He was IN the car with her. She was dropping him off......

bollywood_rocks 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 16:52

People who LIVE IN A TRAILER. Guess what,idiot? Living in a trailer costs more initially than living in a house because they either have to buy the land the trailer sits on or lease it IN ADDITION to paying for the trailer then connecting the sewage system,wiring it and after all that paying for utilities. I'm sure there are other costs like the cost of hauling the trailer to its destination. Maybe if you actually had a brain, you won't ask such an asinine question.

fuzzybunnysays 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 17:53

....then why would someone choose to live in a trailer if they're soo expensive??

Redneck325Ci 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 18:17

Because of the land that you get when buying one unless you lease the land. Also, most of them are bigger and nicer on the inside then an apartment. Although I've never lived in one, I've been in one. I've always lived in a house though...because I still live with my parents. Lol

crystal_clear 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 19:28

I live in a trailer, and they're not actually that bad. It's bigger than my friend's apartment.

CandyApple 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:31

xsw33tyx101 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:58

LOL bullshit, it's not more expensive to own a trailer...

itsnotfair 0

Friday 19 June 2009 0:30

*THAN an apartment. not THEN People need a grasp of the English language Sorry , but the stereotype is that poor people live in a trailer..Hence the term 'trailer trash'. They buy cheap land and can't afford to build a house so they buy a trailer; either that or they rent a trailer and own neither the trailer nor the land. You're deluded in thinking it's more comfortable than an apartment.

jordi_08 0

Friday 19 June 2009 4:01

it does not cost more to live in a trailer than in a house wtf. youve obviously never bought a house DA

oftheblue 0

Friday 19 June 2009 4:38

so just because someone is poor it makes them trash? nice look at all the reality shows now, full of RICH TRASH

Redneck325Ci 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:27

Go live in a trailer and then come back and say it's not more comfortable. I'm not disagreeing with you though, because I've always lived in a house, but still. Don't be judgmental unless you know for a fact.