By legitweirdo - 08/01/2013 04:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML
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talloctopus 7

Hope he made a wish first.

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pinkpixie06 11

Ugh...*heebie jeebie dance*

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pinkpixie06 11

Ugh...*heebie jeebie dance*

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etchsanity1 11

At least he didn't put it in a little Baggie and save for a hair doll

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Catkam623 27

Well at least he didn't stare at your chest for a while then say he's praying for turbulence,

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poccocurantes 7

Yes, I remember you OP. I ate your eyelash with a bag of roasted peanuts and a tiny little bottle of chianti.

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ZombieSnoopy 9

I bet OP thought he'd be all romantic and be like "make a wish"

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talloctopus 7

Hope he made a wish first.

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Stefan1994 7

The wish is the only reason I walk around taking others eye lashes

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Nekogami 14

I think he wished to eat more of op. if you know what I mean. :P

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TheRandomIndian 17

Maybe he wished for more eyelashes

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sugarshane007 20

Everyone needs a good creeper to make their trip unforgettable.

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annie_nk 22

Does a wannabe gangster staring at you the entire red eye flight count?

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EsotericBrent 29

4 - About time they got some recognition.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Your eye is no longer on him, it's IN him. Run, run to the bathroom and stay there. o_O

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sugarshane007 20

It wasn't a total miss... until now!!

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YourEvilHero 12

he swallowed her eye?

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jtthegr8 26

Some people on air planes just aren't totally right in the head

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sugarshane007 20

You might even say that their head is in the clouds!

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ctdawes 3

some people everywhere aren't right in the head..

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Grootensliven 10

I wonder what else his habits have made him eat?

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jtthegr8 26

At least he didn't pick op's nose and eat it ._.

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pieman528 10

That's the next step in this one sided relationship

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DEATHBYEX1LE 11

Misread the FML. FML Gods, please take mercy on me!

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yoursucklives 36

oh wow. it was creepy enough that he touched your face, but the fact that he stuck it in his face makes it even worse. fyl

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yoursucklives 36

his mouth, not his face, sorry.

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