By legitweirdo - 08/01/2013 04:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 845
You deserved it 2 698

Same thing different taste

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talloctopus 7
pinkpixie06 11


pinkpixie06 11

At least he didn't put it in a little Baggie and save for a hair doll

Well at least he didn't stare at your chest for a while then say he's praying for turbulence,

Yes, I remember you OP. I ate your eyelash with a bag of roasted peanuts and a tiny little bottle of chianti.

I bet OP thought he'd be all romantic and be like "make a wish"

talloctopus 7

The wish is the only reason I walk around taking others eye lashes

I think he wished to eat more of op. if you know what I mean. :P

TheRandomIndian 17

Maybe he wished for more eyelashes

sugarshane007 20

Everyone needs a good creeper to make their trip unforgettable.

Does a wannabe gangster staring at you the entire red eye flight count?

4 - About time they got some recognition.

Your eye is no longer on him, it's IN him. Run, run to the bathroom and stay there. o_O

sugarshane007 20

It wasn't a total miss... until now!!

YourEvilHero 12

Some people on air planes just aren't totally right in the head

sugarshane007 20

You might even say that their head is in the clouds!

some people everywhere aren't right in the head..

Grootensliven 10

I wonder what else his habits have made him eat?

At least he didn't pick op's nose and eat it ._.

That's the next step in this one sided relationship

Misread the FML. FML Gods, please take mercy on me!

yoursucklives 36

oh wow. it was creepy enough that he touched your face, but the fact that he stuck it in his face makes it even worse. fyl

yoursucklives 36

his mouth, not his face, sorry.