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He's a creeper.
At least he didn't put it in a little Baggie and save for a hair doll
Well at least he didn't stare at your chest for a while then say he's praying for turbulence,
Yes, I remember you OP. I ate your eyelash with a bag of roasted peanuts and a tiny little bottle of chianti.
I bet OP thought he'd be all romantic and be like "make a wish"
He likes you! He really likes you!
40- And who exactly likes 2?
I do! Who doesn't love three creepy well-dressed men in masks?
I know i do!
haha
The wish is the only reason I walk around taking others eye lashes
I think he wished to eat more of op. if you know what I mean. :P
Does a wannabe gangster staring at you the entire red eye flight count?
4 - About time they got some recognition.
Your eye is no longer on him, it's IN him. Run, run to the bathroom and stay there. o_O
I sense my comment was a miss...
that is just freaky
Was it still connected to your eye?
Misread the FML. FML Gods, please take mercy on me!
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Hope he made a wish first.
Ugh...*heebie jeebie dance*