Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML
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talloctopus
| 7
Hope he made a wish first.
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pinkpixie06
| 11
Ugh...*heebie jeebie dance*
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pinkpixie06
| 11
Ugh...*heebie jeebie dance*
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onlychildFTW
| 33
He's a creeper.
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etchsanity1
| 11
At least he didn't put it in a little Baggie and save for a hair doll
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Catkam623
| 27
Well at least he didn't stare at your chest for a while then say he's praying for turbulence,
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poccocurantes
| 7
Yes, I remember you OP. I ate your eyelash with a bag of roasted peanuts and a tiny little bottle of chianti.
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ZombieSnoopy
| 9
I bet OP thought he'd be all romantic and be like "make a wish"
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_VAL3NT1NA_
| 6
O_O Whoa there!!
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zandalee
| 19
He likes you! He really likes you!
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geko911
| 22
40- And who exactly likes 2?
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kevsandy303
| 12
I do! Who doesn't love three creepy well-dressed men in masks?
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ttqq
| 7
I know i do!
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willou35_fml
| 13
haha
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talloctopus
| 7
Hope he made a wish first.
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Stefan1994
| 7
The wish is the only reason I walk around taking others eye lashes
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Nekogami
| 14
I think he wished to eat more of op. if you know what I mean. :P
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TheRandomIndian
| 17
Maybe he wished for more eyelashes
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sugarshane007
| 20
Everyone needs a good creeper to make their trip unforgettable.
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annie_nk
| 22
Does a wannabe gangster staring at you the entire red eye flight count?
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EsotericBrent
| 29
4 - About time they got some recognition.
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BntyHntrSeattle
| 30
Your eye is no longer on him, it's IN him.
Run, run to the bathroom and stay there. o_O
Run, run to the bathroom and stay there. o_O
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BntyHntrSeattle
| 30
I sense my comment was a miss...
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sugarshane007
| 20
It wasn't a total miss... until now!!
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YourEvilHero
| 12
he swallowed her eye?
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jtthegr8
| 26
Some people on air planes just aren't totally right in the head
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sugarshane007
| 20
You might even say that their head is in the clouds!
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ctdawes
| 3
some people everywhere aren't right in the head..
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Grootensliven
| 10
I wonder what else his habits have made him eat?
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jtthegr8
| 26
At least he didn't pick op's nose and eat it ._.
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pieman528
| 10
That's the next step in this one sided relationship
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insaneDONUTZ
| 15
that is just freaky
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DEATHBYEX1LE
| 11
Was it still connected to your eye?
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DEATHBYEX1LE
| 11
Misread the FML. FML Gods, please take mercy on me!
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yoursucklives
| 36
oh wow. it was creepy enough that he touched your face, but the fact that he stuck it in his face makes it even worse. fyl
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yoursucklives
| 36
his mouth, not his face, sorry.