FML : Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few...

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Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By legitweirdo / Tuesday 8 January 2013 04:16 / United States - Brooklyn

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By talloctopus | 7

#5313985 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 8:59

Hope he made a wish first.

By pinkpixie06 | 11

#5313980 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 8:58

Ugh...*heebie jeebie dance*

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By pinkpixie06 | 11

#5313980 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 8:58

Ugh...*heebie jeebie dance*

onlychildFTW | 33

#5314030 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:12

He's a creeper.

etchsanity1 | 11

#5314377 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 14:28

At least he didn't put it in a little Baggie and save for a hair doll

Catkam623 | 27

#5314405 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 14:49

Well at least he didn't stare at your chest for a while then say he's praying for turbulence,

poccocurantes | 7

#5314548 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 16:36

Yes, I remember you OP. I ate your eyelash with a bag of roasted peanuts and a tiny little bottle of chianti.

ZombieSnoopy | 9

#5315071 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 23:01

I bet OP thought he'd be all romantic and be like "make a wish"

By _VAL3NT1NA_ | 6

#5313983 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 8:59

O_O Whoa there!!

zandalee | 19

#5314102 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 10:03

He likes you! He really likes you!

geko911 | 22

#5314252 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 12:49

40- And who exactly likes 2?

kevsandy303 | 12

#5314905 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 21:28

I do! Who doesn't love three creepy well-dressed men in masks?

ttqq | 7

#5314975 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:18

I know i do!

willou35_fml | 13

#5322561 - Sunday 13 January 2013 23:26

haha

By talloctopus | 7

#5313985 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 8:59

Hope he made a wish first.

Stefan1994 | 7

#5314033 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:13

The wish is the only reason I walk around taking others eye lashes

Nekogami | 14

#5314110 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 10:10

I think he wished to eat more of op. if you know what I mean. :P

TheRandomIndian | 17

#5314121 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 10:29

Maybe he wished for more eyelashes

By sugarshane007 | 20

#5313986 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:00

Everyone needs a good creeper to make their trip unforgettable.

annie_nk | 22

#5314058 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:23

Does a wannabe gangster staring at you the entire red eye flight count?

EsotericBrent | 29

#5315764 - Wednesday 9 January 2013 7:04

4 - About time they got some recognition.

By BntyHntrSeattle | 30

#5313987 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:00

Your eye is no longer on him, it's IN him.
Run, run to the bathroom and stay there. o_O

BntyHntrSeattle | 30

#5314000 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:03

I sense my comment was a miss...

sugarshane007 | 20

#5314004 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:05

It wasn't a total miss... until now!!

YourEvilHero | 12

#5314103 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 10:04

he swallowed her eye?

By jtthegr8 | 26

#5313993 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:01

Some people on air planes just aren't totally right in the head

sugarshane007 | 20

#5313998 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:03

You might even say that their head is in the clouds!

ctdawes | 3

#5314057 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:22

some people everywhere aren't right in the head..

By Grootensliven | 10

#5313994 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:02

I wonder what else his habits have made him eat?

jtthegr8 | 26

#5314008 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:06

At least he didn't pick op's nose and eat it ._.

pieman528 | 10

#5314157 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 11:25

That's the next step in this one sided relationship

By insaneDONUTZ | 15

#5313995 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:02

that is just freaky

By DEATHBYEX1LE | 11

#5313999 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:03

Was it still connected to your eye?

DEATHBYEX1LE | 11

#5314018 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:08

Misread the FML. FML Gods, please take mercy on me!

By yoursucklives | 36

#5314001 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:03

oh wow. it was creepy enough that he touched your face, but the fact that he stuck it in his face makes it even worse. fyl

yoursucklives | 36

#5314005 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:05

his mouth, not his face, sorry.

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