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Hahahaha, I'm done after these two.
If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.
Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me the harder I get. (for guys, funny none the less. xD)

  sourgirl101  |  28

But you already know the answer. I'm sorry I'll stop. I never want to bother people on this site. I was just bored 'cause my college teams are all losing. Good night.

  TaylorTotsYumm  |  10

I lost my Teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together.

Are your parents bakers? 'Cause DAMN you got nice buns.

Legs is the word of the day. Let's go back to my house and spread the word.

Do you work at UPS? 'Cause I swear you were just checking out my package.

Do you work at AT&T? 'Cause you're raising my bar.

And the best one:
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

  tngodzilla  |  0

hmm I do love pick up lines.

do you work at subway? cud you just gave me a foot long!

did you know there are 206 bones inside the body? You want another in one?

By  Alkix  |  2

Just tell him that you hope not because flying makes your stomach upset. Then act like you are going to throw up the entire time. Burp a little of you can.