By huj - 25/09/2010 21:49 - United States

Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML
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Snow_Daisy 7

Who hopes for severe turbulence? Seriously..

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Jessi2487 0

what a loser flying first class for the first time smh

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KingDingALing 9

^ agree to disagree

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bigblue95 0

that is a totally epic thing to say. i mean come on. how can u not apreiciate that... might have spelled apreiciate wrong.

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Theblue_fml 0

don't worry I appreciate your effort to spell appreciate

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theCrispyOstrich 0

rich people often behave worse than poor people

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I_iz_special 0

Hey at least he didn't start watching ****. ; )

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Baker_FoCo 0

Yeah, cause every person who sits in coach is poor...

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pwincessa23 1

smh=shake my hooters. hahaha perfect for this post!!

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rushiee 0

suck it up princess hes complimenting your ****. be happy. and cover up you were probly asking for it just saying..

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kybabyy 4

Yes, what a princess. All women want creepy men to harass them about their chests. She must have been asking for it.

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I_iz_special 0

193 I think the Op would have put that in her(?) post. Well that is if she saw it. O.o

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Fizzy56 0

hey kybabyy ;) how can I message you?

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anorexicbarbie 8

210 - It's really simple, just hit ALT + F4.

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zp5 4

#209 that's what she said! for your mess-up.

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bauerd 0

this from a girl with a pic of her ****?

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franniedottp 8

but u gotta love 'em, as well. if they're not being a total pervy wankerstick to you. it's entertaining to hear about :P

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underaegis 0

hate em'? it's a complement... just coming out of a creepers mouth

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Cinn_fml 22

Wow, is this really the state of things? Why are some people so rude and perverted?

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mattman1994 0

Did you just fart? Cuz baby you sure blew me away

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AudaciouslyInsan 0

It smells like dead animal carcass, oh the smell of redundancy.  Be careful though, the malicious people of society are watching... >.> Sucks, OP

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sourgirl101 28

What about the pick up line: You must be a speeding ticket because you have FINE written all over you. I'm not a "Cheesehead" but I do like cheese.(:

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AudaciouslyInsan 0

Hahaha "You're so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line." There's cheese for you. :p

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mattman1994 0

baby did you fall from heaven? because I have an erection

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gibby1235 6

a better one that actually works some times is hey I forgot my number so can I borrow yours instead

2 3
illmatic2 16

Did you use to live on a farm? Because you're really good at raising cocks.

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MissGrinch 4

Pssh. "I lost my virginity. Can I has yours and a cheezburger?"

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AudaciouslyInsan 0

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

1 3
rnett08 5

no for me it's: if I put skittles in my mouth would you taste the rainbow ;)

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sourgirl101 28

Do you like anal? Don't worry, I have a tiny peepee.

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AudaciouslyInsan 0

Hahahaha, I'm done after these two. If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me the harder I get. (for guys, funny none the less. xD)

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chuck_yams 0

61 win. 68 perverted win. nothin wrong with that, tho.

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chuck_yams 0

you owe me a beer, cuz when I saw u, I dropped mine.

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chuck_yams 0

add on to the WMD thing. if I were bush, I would be callin u a nuk-a-ler bomb. wow, I suck at this. and I need to stop commenting. DAMMIT!

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CitrusGirl 0

did you eat Lucky Charms for breakfast? Cuz you look magically delicious!

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Theblue_fml 0

Here's my fancy-shmansy handy-dandy pick-up line: If you had a Popsicle I'd lick it.

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chimpsndip 0

Girl, are your parents retarded? Because you look pretty special.

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mattman1994 0

You've been a bad girl. You're grounded. Go to my room

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KiddNYC1O 20

how is it that everyone overlooked #75? never heard that one before lol epic

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sourgirl101 28

(: I've heard : "I'm going to spank you with out using my hands" before.

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boopityboppity 11

I'm confused. Do you actually find these amusing?

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sourgirl101 28

But you already know the answer. I'm sorry I'll stop. I never want to bother people on this site. I was just bored 'cause my college teams are all losing. Good night.

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Artemis7th 2

3, I would like to sit by you during turbulance. ;-D

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brennboo 3

135- agreed!! I actually laughed at 75 :) haha

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MotherGrimm 0

"Wanna get a pizza and ****?" "What!?" "What? You dont like pizza?"

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hiphop_danca94 2

if you were the numerator, i'd be the denominator:)

3 1
stevendsi 0

wow u like commenting lol

0 1
TaylorTotsYumm 10

I lost my Teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together. Are your parents bakers? 'Cause DAMN you got nice buns. Legs is the word of the day. Let's go back to my house and spread the word. Do you work at UPS? 'Cause I swear you were just checking out my package. Do you work at AT&T? 'Cause you're raising my bar. And the best one: Nice shoes. Wanna ****?

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maddieclaire 0

my favorite pick up line=I wish you were DSL so I could have high-speed access

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mattman1994 0

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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cutieepie101 0

I got one... roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's f*ck random, eh?

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tngodzilla 0

hmm I do love pick up lines. do you work at subway? cud you just gave me a foot long! did you know there are 206 bones inside the body? You want another in one?

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Hey, baby, is that a mirror in your pocket? I ask, because I can see myself in your pants tonight!

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OnlyInhuman_fml 0

172: You sir, are a legend.

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sheribb 5

but that leaves someone to say " ok 04098 NO!! "

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Esb22 9

More like: Hey baby did u fall from heaven? bc ur face is srsly f*d up.

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Alkix 2

Just tell him that you hope not because flying makes your stomach upset. Then act like you are going to throw up the entire time. Burp a little of you can.

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j5p332 6

good to know you were still thinking about her chest bouncing

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bachooka 5

everyone love a bouncy voluptuous chest... women included. something about boobies is just totally hypnotizing. lol

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aardvarkish 16

8, I was going say that, since I think the guy was joking. Still, the humor was probably lost in translation.

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saragr94 2

i would have punched him :)

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nkor1337 1

don't worry, I don't think a man would ever tell you that

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Scififreak339 0

9- to counteract the doucebag 50, if I were sitting next to you on a plane, I hope there was severe turbulence :) just being nice not trying to be a creep

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harmoo_fml 0

just like your profile pic. god what is wrong with those *****?

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MissGrinch 4

? I don't see a profile photo...

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LeftyPitcher 0

100 **** u WTF has she done to u bitch so **** of ass wipe p.s. u moms a ****

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