By huj - 25/09/2010 21:49 - United States
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Wow, is this really the state of things? Why are some people so rude and perverted?
I lost my Teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together. Are your parents bakers? 'Cause DAMN you got nice buns. Legs is the word of the day. Let's go back to my house and spread the word. Do you work at UPS? 'Cause I swear you were just checking out my package. Do you work at AT&T? 'Cause you're raising my bar. And the best one: Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?