By huj - 25/09/2010 21:49 - United States
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his body is ready
^lol
Who hopes for severe turbulence? Seriously..
^ You fail. Seriously...
^ agreed
^ disagreed.
what is smh?
93 - *shakes my head* what a Creep! =|
don't worry I appreciate your effort to spell appreciate
Hey at least he didn't start watching porn. ; )
Yeah, cause every person who sits in coach is poor...
suck it up princess hes complimenting your tits. be happy. and cover up you were probly asking for it just saying..
Yes, what a princess. All women want creepy men to harass them about their chests. She must have been asking for it.
193 I think the Op would have put that in her(?) post. Well that is if she saw it. O.o
210 - It's really simple, just hit ALT + F4.
Gotta hate perverts. :(
He sounds like an absolute legend.
Sounds like a fucking creep. Sick fuck.
but u gotta love 'em, as well. if they're not being a total pervy wankerstick to you. it's entertaining to hear about :P
hate em'? it's a complement... just coming out of a creepers mouth
booby jiggle. :{
Wow, is this really the state of things? Why are some people so rude and perverted?
Did you just fart? Cuz baby you sure blew me away
baby did you fall from heaven? because I have an erection
Did you use to live on a farm? Because you're really good at raising cocks.
How bout: Can we fuck?
did you eat Lucky Charms for breakfast? Cuz you look magically delicious!
Here's my fancy-shmansy handy-dandy pick-up line: If you had a Popsicle I'd lick it.
Girl, are your parents retarded? Because you look pretty special.
The kitteh wins!
You've been a bad girl. You're grounded. Go to my room
*Aims a railgun up and fires*
I'm confused. Do you actually find these amusing?
135- agreed!! I actually laughed at 75 :) haha
I lost my Teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together. Are your parents bakers? 'Cause DAMN you got nice buns. Legs is the word of the day. Let's go back to my house and spread the word. Do you work at UPS? 'Cause I swear you were just checking out my package. Do you work at AT&T? 'Cause you're raising my bar. And the best one: Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
my favorite pick up line=I wish you were DSL so I could have high-speed access
does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I got one... roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's f*ck random, eh?
172- definitely a win lol
Hey, baby, is that a mirror in your pocket? I ask, because I can see myself in your pants tonight!
lol hahaaaaa
More like: Hey baby did u fall from heaven? bc ur face is srsly f*d up.
lol I hope so too unless ur a dude
greatest thing ive ever heard!!!!!
Just tell him that you hope not because flying makes your stomach upset. Then act like you are going to throw up the entire time. Burp a little of you can.
WIN!!!
Or just show him your penis
Was there severe turbulence?
everyone love a bouncy voluptuous chest... women included. something about boobies is just totally hypnotizing. lol
8, I was going say that, since I think the guy was joking. Still, the humor was probably lost in translation.
hell yea lock him in the bath room.
don't worry, I don't think a man would ever tell you that
ouch, your a jerk
ewwww that's so creepy
just like your profile pic. god what is wrong with those sluts?
100 fuck u WTF has she done to u bitch so fuck of ass wipe p.s. u moms a slut
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his body is ready
Gotta hate perverts. :(