By huj - 25/09/2010 21:49 - United States

Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 016
You deserved it 4 292

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his body is ready

Gotta hate perverts. :(

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his body is ready

Who hopes for severe turbulence? Seriously..

^ You fail. Seriously...

^ disagreed.

what a loser flying first class for the first time smh

^ agree to disagree

93 - *shakes my head* what a Creep! =|

that is a totally epic thing to say. i mean come on. how can u not apreiciate that... might have spelled apreiciate wrong.

don't worry I appreciate your effort to spell appreciate

rich people often behave worse than poor people

Hey at least he didn't start watching porn. ; )

Yeah, cause every person who sits in coach is poor...

smh=shake my hooters. hahaha perfect for this post!!

suck it up princess hes complimenting your tits. be happy. and cover up you were probly asking for it just saying..

#128 or did he? O_O

Yes, what a princess. All women want creepy men to harass them about their chests. She must have been asking for it.

193 I think the Op would have put that in her(?) post. Well that is if she saw it. O.o

hey kybabyy ;) how can I message you?

210 - It's really simple, just hit ALT + F4.

#209 that's what she said! for your mess-up.

this from a girl with a pic of her tits?

Gotta hate perverts. :(

He sounds like an absolute legend.

Sounds like a fucking creep. Sick fuck.

but u gotta love 'em, as well. if they're not being a total pervy wankerstick to you. it's entertaining to hear about :P

hate em'? it's a complement... just coming out of a creepers mouth

booby jiggle. :{

Wow, is this really the state of things? Why are some people so rude and perverted?

Did you just fart? Cuz baby you sure blew me away

It smells like dead animal carcass, oh the smell of redundancy.  Be careful though, the malicious people of society are watching... >.> Sucks, OP

What about the pick up line: You must be a speeding ticket because you have FINE written all over you. I'm not a "Cheesehead" but I do like cheese.(:

Hahaha "You're so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line." There's cheese for you. :p

baby did you fall from heaven? because I have an erection

a better one that actually works some times is hey I forgot my number so can I borrow yours instead

Did you use to live on a farm? Because you're really good at raising cocks.

Pssh. "I lost my virginity. Can I has yours and a cheezburger?"

How bout: Can we fuck?

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

no for me it's: if I put skittles in my mouth would you taste the rainbow ;)

Do you like anal? Don't worry, I have a tiny peepee.

Hahahaha, I'm done after these two. If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me the harder I get. (for guys, funny none the less. xD)

61 win. 68 perverted win. nothin wrong with that, tho.

you owe me a beer, cuz when I saw u, I dropped mine.

add on to the WMD thing. if I were bush, I would be callin u a nuk-a-ler bomb. wow, I suck at this. and I need to stop commenting. DAMMIT!

did you eat Lucky Charms for breakfast? Cuz you look magically delicious!

Here's my fancy-shmansy handy-dandy pick-up line: If you had a Popsicle I'd lick it.

Girl, are your parents retarded? Because you look pretty special.

The kitteh wins!

You've been a bad girl. You're grounded. Go to my room

*Aims a railgun up and fires*

how is it that everyone overlooked #75? never heard that one before lol epic

(: I've heard : "I'm going to spank you with out using my hands" before.

I'm confused. Do you actually find these amusing?

But you already know the answer. I'm sorry I'll stop. I never want to bother people on this site. I was just bored 'cause my college teams are all losing. Good night.

3, I would like to sit by you during turbulance. ;-D

135- agreed!! I actually laughed at 75 :) haha

"Wanna get a pizza and fuck?" "What!?" "What? You dont like pizza?"

if you were the numerator, i'd be the denominator:)

wow u like commenting lol

I lost my Teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together. Are your parents bakers? 'Cause DAMN you got nice buns. Legs is the word of the day. Let's go back to my house and spread the word. Do you work at UPS? 'Cause I swear you were just checking out my package. Do you work at AT&T? 'Cause you're raising my bar. And the best one: Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

my favorite pick up line=I wish you were DSL so I could have high-speed access

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I got one... roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's f*ck random, eh?

172- definitely a win lol

hmm I do love pick up lines. do you work at subway? cud you just gave me a foot long! did you know there are 206 bones inside the body? You want another in one?

Hey, baby, is that a mirror in your pocket? I ask, because I can see myself in your pants tonight!

172: You sir, are a legend.

lol hahaaaaa

but that leaves someone to say " ok 04098 NO!! "

More like: Hey baby did u fall from heaven? bc ur face is srsly f*d up.

lol I hope so too unless ur a dude

greatest thing ive ever heard!!!!!

Just tell him that you hope not because flying makes your stomach upset. Then act like you are going to throw up the entire time. Burp a little of you can.

Or just show him your penis

Was there severe turbulence?

good to know you were still thinking about her chest bouncing

everyone love a bouncy voluptuous chest... women included. something about boobies is just totally hypnotizing. lol

8, I was going say that, since I think the guy was joking. Still, the humor was probably lost in translation.

i would have punched him :)

hell yea lock him in the bath room.

don't worry, I don't think a man would ever tell you that

ouch, your a jerk

9- to counteract the doucebag 50, if I were sitting next to you on a plane, I hope there was severe turbulence :) just being nice not trying to be a creep

ewwww that's so creepy

just like your profile pic. god what is wrong with those sluts?

? I don't see a profile photo...

100 fuck u WTF has she done to u bitch so fuck of ass wipe p.s. u moms a slut