Today, I was delivering pizzas and hit up a dude’s house who ordered two boxes of extra large. He gave me the exact change. I asked him, “What about the tip?” He paused for a minute, let out this loud rancid fart and said, “There’s your tip bub, now piss off!” and shut the door in my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML
Today, I had to take a delivery to a known hoarder. I was braced for the sight of the house, but not the naked fat guy and the smell of dead cat when he answered the door. To top it off, they didn't even tip me. FML
Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza delivery. I had to stand out in the rain for ten minutes while an old redneck dude wearing nothing but camo boxers fumbled around for the exact change to pay the bill. I think seeing his junk was supposed to count as my tip. FML
Today, while delivering pizza, a customer got mad at me and accused me of not having a GPS, then cussed me out and hung up. The address he gave me was a parking lot with 6 cars, none of which were his. FML
Today, I was starving and ordered pizza. They said it would take 30 minutes. When it arrived an hour later, I was so hangry, I didn’t even wait for the delivery guy to leave. I grabbed the pizza box, ripped it open, and immediately dropped it face-down onto the ground. I ended up eating a slice of cold, dirt-covered pizza like a sad, defeated animal. FML
Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML
Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML
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RichardPencil 32
When he went through the trouble of paying in exact change, he wasn't forgetting the tip -- he signaled he wasn't going to tip. It was out of line for you to ask. This is why I hate tipping! Service people should be paid fairly without having to rely on some social dance.
CakeEater 15
Yeah it sucks the guy didn't tip you, but what reaction would you expect from bringing it up? Ydi
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CakeEater 15
Yeah it sucks the guy didn't tip you, but what reaction would you expect from bringing it up? Ydi
RichardPencil 32
When he went through the trouble of paying in exact change, he wasn't forgetting the tip -- he signaled he wasn't going to tip. It was out of line for you to ask. This is why I hate tipping! Service people should be paid fairly without having to rely on some social dance.
Windmill 70
I totally agree with you!
Grumpy Jack 27
Few years back, I delivered pizze as a short-term contract job. Whenever people tipped me, I would accept it and say "Thank you very much, enjoy your pizza". To no-tipping customers, I would say "Enjoy your pizza". Do not expect all your customers to give you a tip because they don't have to and most of them will not. Be grateful to tippers and always remain polite, no matter what. Anyway, that customer was a total ass but since there are many good reasons why people don't tip, just don't ask !