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By PizzaBwaaay - 03/05/2022 22:00

Today, I was delivering pizzas and hit up a dude’s house who ordered two boxes of extra large. He gave me the exact change. I asked him, “What about the tip?” He paused for a minute, let out this loud rancid fart and said, “There’s your tip bub, now piss off!” and shut the door in my face. FML
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By Danny is pissed - 01/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
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RichardPencil 30

When he went through the trouble of paying in exact change, he wasn't forgetting the tip -- he signaled he wasn't going to tip. It was out of line for you to ask. This is why I hate tipping! Service people should be paid fairly without having to rely on some social dance.

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CakeEater 15

Yeah it sucks the guy didn't tip you, but what reaction would you expect from bringing it up? Ydi

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CakeEater 15

Yeah it sucks the guy didn't tip you, but what reaction would you expect from bringing it up? Ydi

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RichardPencil 30

When he went through the trouble of paying in exact change, he wasn't forgetting the tip -- he signaled he wasn't going to tip. It was out of line for you to ask. This is why I hate tipping! Service people should be paid fairly without having to rely on some social dance.

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Grumpy Jack 26

Few years back, I delivered pizze as a short-term contract job. Whenever people tipped me, I would accept it and say "Thank you very much, enjoy your pizza". To no-tipping customers, I would say "Enjoy your pizza". Do not expect all your customers to give you a tip because they don't have to and most of them will not. Be grateful to tippers and always remain polite, no matter what. Anyway, that customer was a total ass but since there are many good reasons why people don't tip, just don't ask !

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