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Agreed. but how does toothpaste dry out pimples? proactiv, buddy
it was more to the pimple issue rather to the eye issue; either way your up shit creek. if you want to be a psychic, you could say to let the pimple go away naturally.
bacon grease works pretty well
YDI for having a butter face.
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@66 - I don't see how it would... the skin's more sensitive, therefore more prone to irritation from the chemicals in the toothpaste, no? Although, toothpaste IS good for getting rid of hickeys. It stimulates circulation to the area, so the leaked blood (bruise) will be recycled into the blood stream faster.
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73- interesting. What compelled you to run for the toothpaste the first time? Lol
83 - Milk...? Lol
5t3ff1k4h, there's really no need for you to reply to every comment saying the same exact thing. We understood that you're a smartass after the first time; it just gets annoying so please stop. And by the way, everything that you're saying is wrong. /: Certain types of toothpastes do work for a lot of people. Just because it doesn't work for you doesn't give you the right to be bitter to everybody else. This is FML, not Wikipedia.
76-Photoshop phailure
Gel toothpaste has a cooling reaction, so it can be used for burns (although if it's left for too long, it will burn you even further.) Toothpaste contains drying components such as alcohol and chalk. The drying components collect moisture and oil from your skin. Therefore drawing it out of your pimple. BUT if you're skin is in any way already dry or sensitive it'll just cause irritation. If your skin is oily try drinking water, washing your face 3 times a day with cold water NOT hot water. Don't apply creams and such to your face. And try making a paste out of honey and ground almonds. Toothpaste is never the solution not even to oily skins.
102 - Please shut your face. Ignorance/Anna - Thank you. And yes, I'm sure people have noticed.
@115 I brush my teeth in the kitchen daily. I didn't used to, but the sink in the bathroom stopped working for a few days, so I relocated, and it stuck.
140 - The fat content in the milk is supposed to be soothing for a burn. It does cool it off quite nicely; I tried it last time.
that suucks
That is an unusual method of pimple removal...
ur pic is great
pic made me laugh
Sex makes me laugh.
Ouch.
i heard that toothpaste just makes it worse
It makes it smell good :P
the paste kind works (gel does not) the chemicals in it dry it up.
5 - It does. People on here are rather uneducated, it appears.
it doesn't
maybe it just doesn't work for you guys. it used to work for my sister and her friend and then they told me about it... I never use it because I use other stuff that works better.
oh big deal. LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE CALLED THE WAAAAAHMBULENCE
well said well said
um... ouch
Toothpaste doesn't work on pimples. It just irritates your skin. YDI
NOT wrong, actually. Look it up.
I know quite a few people, which toothpaste worked in getting rid of acne.
Toothpaste has cured numerous social ills, I'm sure.
122 - I'm not saying it doesn't dry the pimple up. It does. It just causes more issues with the skin after use.
You do know people have different skin types, right? It may not work for some people, but it can work for other people. Calm down.
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I love brushing my pimple too. It keeps its breath fresh and clean.
At least of some wacko comes up to you and sniffs your eye, it'll smell minty fresh ^_^