Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML
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Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML
Today, I boarded a trans-Atlantic flight by myself, and struck up a nice conversation with the passenger across the aisle. Before we even took off, the man in front of me unbuckled, stood to face me, and asked me to please shut the hell up. "It's a 9 hour flight, and you're VERY loud!" FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air, I was absolutely terrorized by the whole experience. Luckily, they had free booze on board, so I necked some to steady my nerves. Unfortunately, the vodka mixed with air turbulence made me spurt some vomit into my lap. FML
Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML
Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML
Today, I travelled by myself for the first time. I was seated next to a middle-aged man who was trying to convince me that I was his soulmate, kept touching my face and sniffing me. I'm 19 and it was a 6 hour flight. FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I left on my honeymoon with my wife who is terrified of flying. The pilot announced incoming storms in the flight path, and the man next to me starts saying it's "probably fate" and "we all have to go sometime." My wife went into a full panic attack. We hadn't even left the ground yet. FML
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JZhang91 0
his body is ready
MzMegs 20
Gotta hate perverts. :(
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Comments (254)
yummycupcakegirl 0
So u gotta pair of nice ****, guys like that??
Gingerss 0
I Hope he wasnt wearing sweatpants.
xStiina 0
haha what a creep.
firestorm669 0
hahaha, Thats the first post to actually make me laugh in a while. hopefully there was a hot flight attendant for ya that made up for that dudes rudeness
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
In my experience, the hot male flight attendants aren't often, er, fans of boobies.
chuck_yams 0
hopefully, you're not a guy. motorbike vibration at it's best.
aback 5
Twitch and throw your scalding coffee into his lap. Say, "Whoops--dang old turbulence. Stewardess, I need another coffee!"
123e3 0
turbulence is soooooooo fun :) but only if you're flying with lufthansa because you know you wont crash
sammyprosnit 8
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sallen0046 4
Do you think just because you paid extra for a plane ticket, there are automatically not going to be any obnoxiously inappropriate people on board? If you don't want the attention, strap those puppies down a little better before committing yourself to several hours in an enclosed space with hundreds of other people. There are rude people everywhere - you either learn to ignore it, or make adjustments to yourself to avoid as much of it as possible.
holly_fly 34
I'm 115 pound with DDs. Unless I wear a baggy sweatshirt, mine are very obvious. I usually wear medium shirts instead of the xsmall the rest of my body would fit because of it. I cover up, and people still openly stare. No women deserves to be stared at like that if it makes them uncomfortable.
ImApencil 0
....gotta love those pervs ;)