By Fuck you, Dad. Fuck you. - 19/06/2014 21:05 - Sweden - Sundbyberg

Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photos of my wedding, which he didn't bother to come to. Reply: "What the fuck, are you gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself." My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML
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NopeFuckThat 7
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At least your wife found it funny :) congratulations on your wedding!

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Nilorak 24
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And the award for the best father goes to.

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NopeFuckThat 7
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At least your wife found it funny :) congratulations on your wedding!

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Exhaling 12
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I read this wrong and thought the father called OP's wife a man and she started crying... Then I saw she was laughing... I think I need some more sleep.

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incoherentrmblr 21

I hope your wife pissed herself...

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tony2win 5
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Is that your fetish, 80? Otherwise, wtf.

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ClassyCataclasis 4
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So his comment would only be ok with you if he has that fetish?

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BvbArmy_0 18
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Nice to know that OP's Dad would accept him if he was gay -_-

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brenton490 19
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But if he had said yes he would have to punch a baby animal to recover his manly ness!

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Nilorak 24
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And the award for the best father goes to.

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StillUsesMyspace 22

Well if you insist... I guess I'll accept this award!

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Jared900DUmpling 30
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....not him. Clearly.

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CaptainSmith28 19
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The award for best wife goes to...

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Tthug 34
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It's just not some people's thing. If he went to the wedding he probably would have made a big scene, including calling his son gay. So it's probably best he didn't. And congratulations OP!

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TechFire 25
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I don't think he would have called him gay. He seems to have meant that he feels that wanting to show wedding photos is feminine.

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Mynamewontfi 40
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Your dad sounds like such a lovely person.

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BananaMan844 4

Yep. So lovely, it's sickening.

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miianah1 22
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I love your username!

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primadonna9396 16
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And smart, too. Marrying a woman is SUPER GAY.

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leonlee2002 10
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That username though

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lex1459 38
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Well that sucks, but at least your wife gets along with your parents!

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28
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How does this imply she gets along with his parents. This sounds more like her laughing at the fathers stupidity.

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jmfreee 16
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It sounds like she was laughing with the dad, not at him.

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LowExpectations 30
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Your father sounds like a real charmer.

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oreyoes 15
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Dont even bother to get his attention. He clearly doesnt want to be a part of your family, so leave him out of it. No one likes a douche-dad

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horneyhic 15
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Or maybe like most men he hates looking at pictures especially if he was there in the first place.

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Joisan 20
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Except OP clearly states he wasn't there.

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bahamut357 16

#56 please reread the FML. OP clearly says his father didn't bother to come to his wedding.

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KingRex 22

I wonder how your father feels about HIS wedding photos.

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darwinism 30
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WTF? Feelings? That shit just ain't right? Keep these sort of comments to yourself.

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cakefete2 30
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I heard the dad didn't want to see those either. He thought it would be too "gay" to see pictures of himself tying the knot with his lady.

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RedPillSucks 31

Maybe dad is gay and was just projecting a little too much.

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ckcknight 13

Because guys have no desire to pose for pictures. They have an even less desire to look at pictures other guys posed for.

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ckcknight 13

If he didn't come to the wedding, why would you think he would want to see the pictures?

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chinaski7628 32
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Some people like to share that kind of thing with their family.

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I_Am_Melanie 15

Obviously the dad doesn't.

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ckcknight 13

Some people yes, but the OP said he didn't bother to go, not that he couldn't go, so he obviously isn't one of those people.

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fsomelife 26
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Sounds like someone IS gay.

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fsomelife 26
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Completely honestly, not trying to be a persistent asshole here, just don't get why my comment got moderated (or, rather, should probably have phrased it better): what I meant was that the dad in this FML is attacking his kid and calling his wedding photos "homo stuff" out of the blue, and this odd nervousness makes it seem like he's being defensive and compensating, with something specific. I may be wrong. Anyhow, definitely did not mean to offend anyone.

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