By Banana_Lord - 11/09/2015 23:50 - United Kingdom - Arbroath

Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML
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Upside: You are okay (and still able to post to FML) Downside: Hundreds of people will still say YDI

Forget about the bike, at least you're still safe.

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hope you had a warranty!

You don't know what a warranty is do you? .__.

I think you mean insurance. And if the bike was bought new, chances are she does.

Bikes are replaceable, you are not. Glad you're safe, OP.

Could you remember the drivers plate? You should call the police. Glad you're not injured.

Did you get the car's plate number? We are glad you are safe :)

Forget about the bike, at least you're still safe.

I know you mean well, but I can't help but laugh at your comment because your profile picture makes it seem like you're being very sarcastic.

Upside: You are okay (and still able to post to FML) Downside: Hundreds of people will still say YDI

YDI is always disproportionately high because people hit it by accident and can't undo it.

People will also say he deserves it because he's a biker, and for some reason people hate bikers. I love cycling, so I feel OP's pain.

697 at this very moment, as a matter of fact.

The bike can be repaired more easily than you.

It was either the bike or you.

I hope you were wearing a helmet..

Bicycle rights!!!