By Banana_Lord - 11/09/2015 23:50 - United Kingdom - Arbroath

Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML
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lat187 18

Upside: You are okay (and still able to post to FML) Downside: Hundreds of people will still say YDI

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TheBelt 19
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Forget about the bike, at least you're still safe.

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annas3 10

hope you had a warranty!

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AnalAssassin1 14
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You don't know what a warranty is do you? .__.

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CallMeWindSock 24

I think you mean insurance. And if the bike was bought new, chances are she does.

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larrena2377 26

Bikes are replaceable, you are not. Glad you're safe, OP.

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ToxicTyrael 26
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Could you remember the drivers plate? You should call the police. Glad you're not injured.

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cooltatgar 31

Did you get the car's plate number? We are glad you are safe :)

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TheBelt 19
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Forget about the bike, at least you're still safe.

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MrSassypants 32
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I know you mean well, but I can't help but laugh at your comment because your profile picture makes it seem like you're being very sarcastic.

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lat187 18

Upside: You are okay (and still able to post to FML) Downside: Hundreds of people will still say YDI

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felipe2342 18
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YDI is always disproportionately high because people hit it by accident and can't undo it.

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smackaroonial 20
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People will also say he deserves it because he's a biker, and for some reason people hate bikers. I love cycling, so I feel OP's pain.

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Tavers 19
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697 at this very moment, as a matter of fact.

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WitEluded 13
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The bike can be repaired more easily than you.

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JMichael 25

It was either the bike or you.

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beeferjay 34
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I hope you were wearing a helmet..

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Aquila_Umbrae 26
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Bicycle rights!!!

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