Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML
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annas3
| 10
hope you had a warranty!
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AnalAssassin1
| 14
You don't know what a warranty is do you? .__.
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CallMeWindSock
| 24
I think you mean insurance. And if the bike was bought new, chances are she does.
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larrena2377
| 26
Bikes are replaceable, you are not. Glad you're safe, OP.
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ToxicTyrael
| 26
Could you remember the drivers plate? You should call the police.
Glad you're not injured.
Glad you're not injured.
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cooltatgar
| 30
Did you get the car's plate number?
We are glad you are safe :)
We are glad you are safe :)
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TheBelt
| 19
Forget about the bike, at least you're still safe.
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MrSassypants
| 32
I know you mean well, but I can't help but laugh at your comment because your profile picture makes it seem like you're being very sarcastic.
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lat187
| 17
Upside: You are okay (and still able to post to FML)
Downside: Hundreds of people will still say YDI
Downside: Hundreds of people will still say YDI
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felipe2342
| 18
YDI is always disproportionately high because people hit it by accident and can't undo it.
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smackaroonial
| 20
People will also say he deserves it because he's a biker, and for some reason people hate bikers. I love cycling, so I feel OP's pain.
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Tavers
| 19
697 at this very moment, as a matter of fact.
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WitEluded
| 13
The bike can be repaired more easily than you.
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JMichael
| 25
It was either the bike or you.
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beeferjay
| 34
I hope you were wearing a helmet..
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Aquila_Umbrae
| 26
Bicycle rights!!!
Downside: Hundreds of people will still say YDI