FML : Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong...

Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Banana_Lord - / Friday 11 September 2015 23:50 / United Kingdom - Arbroath

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By lat187 | 17

#6408748 - Saturday 12 September 2015 15:11

Upside: You are okay (and still able to post to FML)
Downside: Hundreds of people will still say YDI

By TheBelt | 19

#6408744 - Saturday 12 September 2015 15:10

Forget about the bike, at least you're still safe.

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By annas3 | 10

#6408734 - Saturday 12 September 2015 15:07

hope you had a warranty!

AnalAssassin1 | 14

#6409054 - Saturday 12 September 2015 22:00

You don't know what a warranty is do you? .__.

CallMeWindSock | 24

#6409151 - Sunday 13 September 2015 0:24

I think you mean insurance. And if the bike was bought new, chances are she does.

By larrena2377 | 26

#6408735 - Saturday 12 September 2015 15:07

Bikes are replaceable, you are not. Glad you're safe, OP.

By ToxicTyrael | 26

#6408741 - Saturday 12 September 2015 15:09

Could you remember the drivers plate? You should call the police.
Glad you're not injured.

By cooltatgar | 30

#6408742 - Saturday 12 September 2015 15:09

Did you get the car's plate number?

We are glad you are safe :)

By TheBelt | 19

#6408744 - Saturday 12 September 2015 15:10

Forget about the bike, at least you're still safe.

MrSassypants | 31

#6408929 - Saturday 12 September 2015 19:30

I know you mean well, but I can't help but laugh at your comment because your profile picture makes it seem like you're being very sarcastic.

By lat187 | 17

#6408748 - Saturday 12 September 2015 15:11

Upside: You are okay (and still able to post to FML)
Downside: Hundreds of people will still say YDI

felipe2342 | 18

#6408875 - Saturday 12 September 2015 18:20

YDI is always disproportionately high because people hit it by accident and can't undo it.

smackaroonial | 20

#6408943 - Saturday 12 September 2015 19:52

People will also say he deserves it because he's a biker, and for some reason people hate bikers. I love cycling, so I feel OP's pain.

Tavers | 19

#6409105 - Saturday 12 September 2015 23:36

697 at this very moment, as a matter of fact.

By WitEluded | 13

#6408769 - Saturday 12 September 2015 15:33

The bike can be repaired more easily than you.

By JMichael | 25

#6408771 - Saturday 12 September 2015 15:35

It was either the bike or you.

By beeferjay | 34

#6408775 - Saturday 12 September 2015 15:40

I hope you were wearing a helmet..

By Aquila_Umbrae | 26

#6408776 - Saturday 12 September 2015 15:42

Bicycle rights!!!

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